Dec 14, 2007 07:55
10 thoughts of a married man during foreplay/sex
1. "Wow! I'm finally gonna get some! It's been a week!" (Or month, or 3 months, etc.)
2. "This feels sooooo good."
3. "Wow. This ass. Wow. These tits."
4. "OMG I'm in her! This feels amazing! My honey's HOT!"
5. "As hot as that chick I saw at Starbucks today." (Or that co-worker, or that naked woman on the net, or that woman in the underwear catalog )
6. "The one with the top that showed her cleavage, and that skirt that form-fit her perfect, AMAZING ass."
7. "God-DAMN, that girl was(is) HOT!"
8. "I wonder what she looks like without her clothes."
9. "I would pay to lick her goddamn kitty, then fuck her from behind. Just fuck her---hard. Can you IMAGINE what she looks like with no clothes?"
10. "OMG--I'M COMING!"
10 thoughts of your wife during foreplay/sex
1. I can't wait for this.
2. This guy sure knows what foreplay is.
3. He is a master of the oral arts, what can I do to return the favor, oh I know.
4. OMG he is so big he is going to split me in half.
5. He is like the hero, right out of a romance novel.
6. I feel so deeply connected, so beautiful, so fulfilled.
7. We've been going at it for 5 hours, And I've had 15 orgasms, wish my husband could do this.
8. My husband!?!
9. I should give my husband a little just to shut him up, it's been a week, a month, 3 months, etc., hardly worth remembering.
10. Oohhh yeah come on 16.