So, a crack!theory about Doctor Who and the last 20 seconds of that episode:
Nothing about who River is (she's the TARDIS made human, obviously), or if Amy's pregnant, or whatever. I'm talking about that WTF ending, the little girl who's quite all right with just REGENERATING on the streets of New York. I believe my reaction was something like WAT WAT WAT? and then the ep ended.
I'd love it to be Romana (unlikely) or Jenny (she's still out there) but I keep coming back to what tptb keep saying: There are no more Time Lords. Just the Doctor. Cause he killed them all (that was in the trailer for the season).
Which means.
I'm putting in for the Doctor to be the Little Girl in a future regeneration. Every time he regenerates, he gets younger. It's possible he can regenerate as a woman (I'm going to pitch back to clone!Jenny for that one).
Even crackier: Soon, the Doctor will get cloned and original!Doctor will regenerate, while clone!Doctor gallivants around the universe for 200 years and adventures with River and Bill the Fish, then gets his ass killed by org!Doctor in that bloody spacesuit. It's all "There can be only one".
So that's totally not going to happen, but it would be awesome if it did.
Next week: Pirates! It'd be even better if it were zombie pirates but oh well.