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I just watched Meet Joe Black and the ending pissed me off.
Why Meet Joe Black is a terrible movie
In the very beggining a girl meets a young hot man, Brad Pitt, in a coffee shop.
They hit it off well for their 2 minutes of dialog.
They part ways and he immediately dies.
His body is taken over by death. Death has his own different personality that is no way similar to that of the old inhabitant of the body.
(This next part takes up the next 2 hours and 45 minutes) Death and the girl meet up, she remembers him from the coffee shop, death obviously doesn't. They spend the rest of the movie falling completely and utterly in love and have hot Brad Pitt sex.
(This next part all happens in the last 5 minutes of the 3 hour movie) Death kills her father and departs from the body allowing the old spirit to return. Girl notices the new (meaning original) Brad Pitt is not the same one whose disco stick she rode...and they live happily ever after.
...wtf
Moral of the story: Brad Pitt is hot.
Secondary moral: When looking for a spouse, personality is important, unless they look like Brad Pitt...even with Multiple Personality Disorder.
Why Meet Joe Black is a terrible movie
In the very beggining a girl meets a young hot man, Brad Pitt, in a coffee shop.
They hit it off well for their 2 minutes of dialog.
They part ways and he immediately dies.
His body is taken over by death. Death has his own different personality that is no way similar to that of the old inhabitant of the body.
(This next part takes up the next 2 hours and 45 minutes) Death and the girl meet up, she remembers him from the coffee shop, death obviously doesn't. They spend the rest of the movie falling completely and utterly in love and have hot Brad Pitt sex.
(This next part all happens in the last 5 minutes of the 3 hour movie) Death kills her father and departs from the body allowing the old spirit to return. Girl notices the new (meaning original) Brad Pitt is not the same one whose disco stick she rode...and they live happily ever after.
...wtf
Moral of the story: Brad Pitt is hot.
Secondary moral: When looking for a spouse, personality is important, unless they look like Brad Pitt...even with Multiple Personality Disorder.