Let's talk about crack...

[thylatron]

Crack pairings that is. I was just curious, what's the crackiest crossover Slash pairings that you guys came up with/would like to see/ship rabidly/whatever...Bonus points if it's Femmeslash!

I got these so far:

Naked Snake/Canderous Ordo(from Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic)

Ocelot/Vladimir Lem(from Max Payne)

The Sorrow/Cobra Commander(from G.I. Joe)

Sniper Wolf/Baroness(again from G.I. Joe)

If this isn't allowed, please delete it and I'll never bring it up again.