Jan 30, 2010 19:45
What would I do with superpowers?
First, I would take all of my money and invest them in really cool outfits. Second, I would use my powers to threaten world leaders just for fun. Then, I would display my powers at random in view of mass media. With my every reason-defying stunt, the people's grasp on what is true will crumble and send this planet into confusion. I would sit back and watch the world unravel in the wake of witnessing the impossible. I would watch the people tear each other apart in the fear generated from my very existence. I would listen to every explanation and argument from the leaders in science and religion fall upon an increasingly disbelieving crowd. I will hear the mass pilgrimage come to me, begging me for reason, for ascension, for healing, for whatever they may think my powers can grant them. And then, I would laugh longer and harder than I have ever laughed before, or perhaps will since.
What would you do if you suddenly gained superpowers?