For the Record 5/5

[mgm86]

~Chapter 5~

“You look completely knackered, love…”

“Yeah well, you try waiting up all night for your boyfriend to get home; then spend the early morning cleaning up his vomit.” Ryan glanced over at Ian, his coffee doing nothing to perk him up, and this was his second mocha. “And don’t call me love.”

Ian sighed heavily and leaned back in his chair,

Comments

[ivebeenburgled]

NGH NGH ROUGH PHLOCHTE SEX. Brb brain ~exploding.

But boo. I'm sad this is over. :( Very good ending though.

[mgm86]

lol who doesn't love phlochte sex? I keep praying that they'll wise up and put out a sex tape. They would make hella bank!

I'm sad this series is over too, they were kinda like my babies. But there is always more love to share!

[navy_brat_1972]

It would be the ONLY sex tape I'd buy!

[ivebeenburgled]

Oh my god. Imagine the dollars rolling in for that one. I think many of our brains would implode with happiness, though. It would be worth it. I'd say Lochte'd bottom because I don't think Phelps would be having any of that shit especially on tape.

Yay! More stories!

[mgm86]

You think that if I put a patent on it now I could claim some sort of royalty on the sales? Cuz you know one is going to surface someday... lol

Yeah, I can't see Michael giving up his supposed "macho" status on camera. Although... if Ryan was convincing enough...(those blue eyes can do wonders!)Either way, it would be hot!

[ivebeenburgled]

Either way it would be fantastic. His eyes could work wonders, this is true. But Phelps is a MANLY MAN and has like two inches on Reezy so he would probably pin him down and not let him try any pleading.

Oh hey, that sounds lovely, actually.

[mgm86]

I think I might need a few minutes alone with all of the dirty thoughts you just put into my head!

Gosh... how did I end up so far down in the gutter? lol

[ivebeenburgled]

Mmm, by all means go ahead. Let it fester until it takes over your mind and becomes fic!

Probably when you started staring at pictures of jacked boys in tiny speedos. And my influence right now is probably not helping. :)

[mgm86]

haha I can totally see the drama of the release of a Phlochte sex tape! That would provide enough angst and smut to last me a while lol

Yeah... all this talk just keeps dragging me down deeper *is not complaining*

PS: don't forget the boys in speedos and their tattoos!

[ivebeenburgled]

Oh man, that would be an epic, epic fic. Monumental. DELICIOUS. My fingers are itching but I don't have the time to bear that burden by myself. BOO TO SCHOOL. I WISH I WAS A RICH BUM.

Oi vey, the tattoos. Killll me every time.

[mgm86]

Psh! Who needs school? We should all just devote our lives to writing dirty, smutty slash fics. Then we could compile them all into an anthology and sell it on Amazon.com! Seriously!

hehe, well if you're serious we could totally write it together! Twice the drama and twice the smut!

[ivebeenburgled]

You are a genius, bb! We'd be millionaries!

Mmm, sounds heavenly. If you're up for it, then I am.

[mgm86]

Hella!!! We would just have to find a publisher... hmmm.... And pray we wouldn't get sued for defamation.

I am totally up for it. I think it would be super fun/hot!

[ivebeenburgled]

I'm sure we could rangle up a couple of gays who would love to help us out. ;)

Sweet. My email is ivebeenburgled@gmail.com

[navy_brat_1972]

Oh...trust me! Your influence is working well...New PHLCOHTE fic in mind...But, yeah...it would rake in beaucoup bucks. I would buy a couple copies...one for me and one to make meh own money on! LoL

Seriously...Ryan as bottom? Totally. I love the stories where Mike is the dominant one...

mgm86, your mind was in the gutter when we started our Jello story! :)

[mgm86]

*gasp* take that back! I was completely innocent until your evil Jell-o ways corrupted me *fixes halo*