Dude, Jesus was kind of a dick

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 18 In the morning, when he returned to the city, he was hungry. 19And seeing a fig tree by the side of the road, he went to it and found nothing at all on it but leaves. Then he said to it, "May no fruit ever come from you again!" And the fig tree withered at once. 

Why not just ask for a fuckin' fig? Way to be bitter Jesus.