Jan 04, 2013 17:49
Dear Muncle America Office,
I note that GQ magazine UK has submitted its best dressed British men of the year, as have GQ magazine South Africa and GQ international. France has submitted its lot via vanity fair. Australia have sent Hugh Jackman and Chris Hemsworth. GQ magazine US however has a countdown of the hottest women of 2012. I can only assume this is a nefarious plan on your part to greedily horde the good looking men, please note if you do not relinquish photos of your satorially pleasing men in a forthright and speedy manner a state of war will exist between us.
Sorry, but its the only course of action open to us, you could have at least sent us Mark Harmon especially as we kindly lent you Mr McCallum as a diplomatic tribute.
Yours miffedly
Uncle UK