Gamzee: wake up [!VOICE/!ACTION]

[mfinmiracles]

[Actually he was already awake, he was awake for... huh. A few minutes? Maybe even an hour- he wasn't one to keep any sort of check on whatever time was passing him by. Time was a restraint and it took away from the motherfucking magic and motherfucking miracles life had to offer. And right now the miracle he was faced with was not only fascinating

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[sue_of_truth]

Who are you and what are you doing in my bathroom?

[mfinmiracles]

[Woooah! That was a motherfucking HUMAN standing right there. Right fucking there. This was getting more and more confusing. He opens his mouth to say something... then closes it as he stares. Sorry, not!sis... he gets like this.

...

Finally--]

This is yours?

[sue_of_truth]

[Thief? Far too stupid to be one.

Kidnapper? Far too oblivious to be one.

There was only one answer and it did not make the disciple of the Witch of Miracles happy at all.]

You are my brother.

[mfinmiracles]

[He has found some white facial cream that he is smearing on his own face like clown makeup now. He felt naked without it on, sis. So he may not be paying particular attention. It's something you'll get used to in time!]

[PHONE]

[bullsit]

[Okay so he was totally ordered not to talk to you at all, but . . . Gamzee sounds pretty normal and Tavros is also an idiot.]

Um, heey.

[mfinmiracles]

[Sorry Tavros, you'll need to give him a moment while he studies his pink hand in awe. He'll be wiggling his fingers, just transfixed on how motherfucking pink they were.

But Tavros' voice finally registers and he's perking up considerably.]

That you Tavros, my motherfucking brother?

[REALLY missing his horns, you know.]

[bullsit]

Um, yes, it is me. I, uh, am not really supposed to be talking to you, but, uh, you sounded like normal, so I guess there is probably nothing wrong.

[mfinmiracles]

That all sounds like a motherfucking harsh order, bro. I'm feeling all kinds of motherfucking good...

[Aaaand sorry, Tavros. He's... trailing off. Something in this room has his attention.]

C

[kleptophile]

[Lyn is prowling around the outside of his house, which is a relatively normal activity for him. However, in the course of finishing one of his wide circuits, he spots someone...in the weirdest, lamest pajamas he's ever seen, just standing around in the cold like an idiot. What the hell?]

Man, aren't you fucking freezing?

[mfinmiracles]

[Whup! Was someone talking to him? He was currently watching a squirrel on a tree. He's never... really seen one of these for real before, he caught a glimpse on the computer when watching the humans but that was about it. Low whistle was given as he watches it scamper about. It was... fucking beautiful. But he's straightening now, looking to the human who was talking to him.

Then he looks at his pajamas.]

You would be motherfucking correct.

[kleptophile]

[Okay, Lyn's gotta give him points for the answer, if minus a million for basic common sense.]

...look, you're probably new, but how fucking hard is it to look around and find clothes before you come outside in goddamn winter?

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[electrowhipit]

... Is there a reason you're going through my sock drawer?

[mfinmiracles]

[You know what, Jolt? There is a very good reason why your new son was going through your sock drawer. ...Okay so he had no real clue, he was just being nosy in his own way. But he's got a pair of your socks on his hands! Look! Puppets, Jolt. Motherfucking puppets.

He's looking up then with a dopey smile on his face.]

Holy fuck... you're all a motherfucking human.

[Opens the mouth of the left sock puppet.]

Honk!

[electrowhipit]

[ He just sort of leans on the doorjamb, a bland look on his face. He really don't shock easily, not after being here so long. ]

Yeah, well, so are you.

[mfinmiracles]

I know, it's all up a motherfucking miracle.

[Opening both puppet mouths!]

Honk honk!

C!

[realitywarping]

Umm... hi?

[Pokes at...]