So I just got my new laptop. It's a MacBook, 2.16 GHz, 2 GB RAM, 200 GB Hard drive, dual-layer DVD burner-- it's like a Tiny God, to quote Penny-Arcade. It's sleek and black and OH SO LUSCIOUS. Yeah, the one on the far right on the page via the above link.
But, as with every Mac I've ever had, it comes with a problem.
What the hell do I NAME it?
I'm now soliciting names for my hot-ass new black MacBook. Tell me something sexy. Tell me something hip. Tell me something nerdy. Give me pop culture references, classic literature, song lyrics, I don't care. Give me names. Help me work this out.
Love,
M-book
EDIT:
invisiblewolf wins for best suggestion! My new little black MacBook shall be forever known as the small, black and full of energy Espresso.
Three of you suggested BlacBook. Shaft! I liked, too. But Marci pointed out that our Mac Mini is named PopTart, her old tangerine iMac is called "Sunkist," and that Espresso just fit. Small cup of powerful energy, sleek, black, chic. Espresso!