Why is the sky so darn pretty?
I am feeling quite pensive right now. In my head I am contemplating the causes and consequences of the quantum theory while solving one of those magic cubes. Or maybe I am just sitting here staring out my window, waiting for some poor soul to walk by the pay phone so at that exact moment I can call it and scare the hell out of the person. And then if the person picks it up I can whisper (in a muffled voice) "Darling Clementine, I see you.. I see you naked in my dreams."
Anyway, so I had work today. It blew more than Elton John in the men's bathroom. Sometimes I like to stick security tags in the people's carts so when they walk out the alarm goes off. I once put it in some lady's pocket, and then when she walked out I felt her coat and I think I touched her boobie! what a day.
I am Matt Dennan and you are listening to the crazy world of someone making up random entries in Matt Dennan's journal.
Anyway, so I had work today. It blew more than Elton John in the men's bathroom. Sometimes I like to stick security tags in the people's carts so when they walk out the alarm goes off. I once put it in some lady's pocket, and then when she walked out I felt her coat and I think I touched her boobie! what a day.
I am Matt Dennan and you are listening to the crazy world of someone making up random entries in Matt Dennan's journal.