Matthews Babacy 15.6
Welcome to part 6 of Generation 15 of the Matthews finally back onto LJ! I really missed these guys, so while the net was off (saving ma limit like a good girl
) and NOT doing ICT stuff *facepalm* I decided to finally type this chapter up…In a way I missed them, in a way..not so much. I’m hoping when I hit a new gen, I’ll get that ‘feeling’ back…Anyway!
Don’t you just love the toddler stage? I know I do
“Which one of you ladies wants my booger?”
“Put that near me and you dwie.”
Go Steph
HI DAMON!
“Oh great…You’re back.”
I know you missed me
DEEP down…Maybe in your pancreas?
Wow Stefan…You waste little time
“Before you DITCHED us you were playing around with pose player..This is your doing not mine!”
Guilty
“Heather? Now that I’m not squashing you as Rachel failed to position us correctly..”
Unimpressed face ¬¬
“Would you do me the honour of providing me with yet another child who will only lag the lot more, and poop and cry?”
“Who could say no to an offer like that?”
…Me?
Is it just me or does that smile look pretty genuine on him?
“I missed this…You know when a man and a women..”
OK THAT’S ENOUGH! We get it
Whoa….Nice shoes Heather. You sleep in those?
“It prevents warts..”
..Somehow I think it’s the other way around..
IS THIS A BIRTHDAY I SMELL!
“No..That’s my new cologne, Beiber’s new fragrance..
Clearly you don’t want a girlfriend.
“No way! They just hold me down!”
Just ignore the glowing remains of your step-grandfather…A little off putting..
“I’m used to crazy…I’m a Marelle/Matthew cross breed!”
True…Jason is doomed to madness..
“Yo! What drugs were you sniffing when you dressed me?”
“HA! I’m still the more handsome son!”
I wanted to experiment…Mostly my teens look the same
“That top makes me want to puke!”
Oh we don’t need you anymore anyway…You’re just more lag!
“That’s what your dad says!”
…..True..But this is about you
The things that please teenage boys…Well PG13 things..
“When do we get a funky waterslide?”
When I can be bothered to play you guys further..
Did hell just freeze over? DID STEFAN MATTHEWS JUST FIX A TV?
“You just typed that as Stefan TALE didn’t you?”
…Yes…Oh come on Stefan, you know I love you!
“Yeah I know…I read the Winters.”
THAT PROOVES NOTHING! I ‘love’ half of the guys on here ¬¬
“I’m still your fav ghost baby right?”
*goes back to check name* Grant, of course you are!
“I’m your only aren’t I?”
….Yes.
HEATHER DON’T SCAR ONE OF MY FEW GIRLS OF THIS GEN!
“Oh relax..She doesn’t know this is wrong!”
“HOE! You a hoe!”
See?
WHOA EXTREME CLOSE UP OF A BROODER!
“You really don’t love us anymore?”
I do…I do…But..Have you SEEN Jonah?
“..Yeah, he’s a pretty good looking dude.”
*creeps away slowly*
Hello maid service
“You know…You’d be perfect to date my daughter..”
WHO IS A TEEN!
Somehow I resisted toddler spam up to this point
HI JUDE!
“I is a hunter! Like a vampire!”
Can I go ONE CHAPTER without them being mentioned ¬¬
“Granma, wearing tight jeans..Can’t be good for you wrinkles!”
I love Stef’s attitude
I’m so proud
Oh finally..The spare can clear off ¬¬
"You so will miss me…Especially when there is one less pair of hands to help around..”
“Wait what? SIS DON’T LEAVE!”
“Hmm, now what to wish for?”
Sanity? A hot boyfriend?
“Is Ash available?”
*sighs* Nopes
“Let’s see if he can resist me now?”
“I AM STILL THE HOTTEST!”
Moving on to an ACTUAL important birthday..
“Why is a dead dude carrying me instead of my dad?”
Good question :/
O.o You have the body of a women…Sort of..
“NOT FUNNY! FIX ME!”
Much better
“I look a lot like dad don’t I?”
As a matter of fact, you do!
“Great ¬¬ “
“HEY EVERYONE! I’M PREGNANT!”
“Hardly news lady, what family do you think this is?”
True that Jason
Good to see Gem still acts her age…Not!
“JUMP THE MUSHROOM JUDE!”
“But this is SONIC Damon.”
Stefan teaching a child? WHAT WORLD HAVE I ENTERED?
“I like this one..She’s mean and almost has my name!”
…Oh yeah…I’ll call her Annie
OMG IT’S IT’S…
“DIMITIRI!”
I knew that…..How you doing in the afterlife?
“Me and Saturn are having ‘good times’
“
O.o
“Whoa..Mum was right! You are yummy! Fancy losing your job, actually getting an identity and moving in with me?”
“I don’t even have a name..”
“I shall name you…ALFONSO!”
“…Can I have a more…current name?”
“Um….Fernando?”
“…I’ll take Alfonzo.”
What’s the bet they made YET MORE LAG? Well they did
So I moved them out
DEATH GLARE!
“I play keyboard…TO THE EXTREME!”
While Damon was out at the theatre (again, don’t know why, I never let the kids roam) he met a very pretty teenager.
“Hey foxy lady…I am your future husband..”
WHOA…Forward much?
“How sweet. I haven’t met a delusional guy before..The name is Mollie.”
Is that glowing eyes I see? And familiar blue hair? O.o
“Hey Rachel?”
What?
“Winning.”
¬¬ Just kiss the girl ¬¬
“Did you just quote Sheen on me? That is so old!”
You tell them Mollie glows a lot!
“Although I do find your confidence somewhat attractive, most people would try to be fake and act smart..When you’re just plain stupid!”
I’ll say
I’d run now Mollie..
So she hugs him
“You’re a Matthew right?”
“How’d you know?”
“Desperate as hell, and thick as a plank.”
“I shall be the bigger man and take that slight insult as a joke..”
“Take it how you like, I don’t think we will work out..My mother warned me you’re grandmother wouldn’t approve.”
“Like I care what my grandmother thinks?”
¬¬ Well…You don’t DESERVE red hair ¬¬
But the kiss is sort of sweet
“Wow..For an idiot you’re a great kisser!”
“It’s as I used tongue right?”
“I don’t know how to respond to that..”
“But listen…You have to do me a favour and not tell your family about us? Ok..”
“Like I tell my family anything..I’m a teenager remember?”
And then the cops came and arrested him…Great what on earth will your dad say?
“Probably well done for acting out?”
Now Stefan, this might be your best chance to convince me your a better dad then Zero..
“Damn emo stole my style…”
“What do you think you were doing!? We’re trying to convince big mouth up there that we’re worthwhile to keep going and you do THIS?”
“Dad..I was out till 10, it’s not even that big a deal!”
“It’s never a big deal with teenagers is it? All you care about is a few slides screentime,. and then if a chap seems really boring, knocking another teenager up!”
“To be fair dad I haven’t done the last bit..”
“The WHY DON’T YOU! It makes us more interesting doesn’t it?”
While I leave them to fight about basically nothing..
“MY HAND IS GOING THROUGH THE SEAT!”
WHAT A CUTIE OWEN IS
“The gold eyes don’t bother you?”
….Yes, but you’re wearing a Tepig shirt, so I’ll live
STARE OFF! Man, these 2 looks scary together don’t they?
“Sorry old man, I don’t talk to dead people..”
“Like a boss!”
Ouch
“I has a new love interest, and I can kiss her without my teeth falling out!”
“Oh those were the days.”
Weird
I try not to be impressed with what he’s doing..But
“You know Mollie…Purple is my favourite colour..”
“What EXACTLY are you saying Damon?”
..I think I know..When will I leave teen pregs alone >.<
“How abouts…NEVER?”
Thanks for that Kayla ¬¬
I know that look….Stefan grew old
“Yeah I dids
“
“IS SOMEONE GOING TO MAKE HER STOP?”
Oh…You were pregnant..I didn’t even notice you lived here ¬¬
”I…Hate you..”
And our streak of girls is over…But look at him
Something about the pink makes him look so cite
Or the Jonah hair
“I’M CROSS-EYED!”
No..Your name is Orlando
Anyway, I got a Matthew chap up
I can’t promise I will update them regularly, but I’ll give it my best shot
