So. I am going to be gone for a whole week (from LJ). This means I need my friends to entertain me in the slow times. So, please. Email me silly things. Email me fics to read. Anything that isn't a link (so that means copy and paste fics into emails if you want to be really nice and share with me).
For those of you who are newer to my journal, here's the dealio. Whenever I go home--or leave my dorm room for that matter--my computer doesn't get internet. At home I have dial-up which is a bitch and I really don't want to deal with that or my mom finding me surfing slash journals. O__o. Awkward. (This means I shan't answer your comments till I get back, but if something really amuses me, I may email you just so I don't go out of my mind.)
Also, to amuse myself, I am leaving a giant questionare that I'd love all your opinions on. There are basic questions, some fandom specific. If the question doesn't pertain to your fandom, don't answer. And so forth. Just post everything in comments so I can cuddle with them late at night!
1. What in your mind is a Mary Sue? Just girls? Just OFCs in general? Extrapolate.
2. Will you read a yourfavoritecharacter/OFC? What does it have to include? What can't it have? How do you judge a fic to be what you want beforehand (when dealing with OFCs)?
3. What's your number one pairing? (Or tell me them all, like I said, I need to be entertained)
4. Favorite scene from any show.
5. Why do you like Wincest?
6. Your favorite poem (feel free to copy and paste or even post a link to that--poems I can look at at home).
7. Do you read more fanfic or more regular novels/books?
8. If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
9. Who will you vote for on Nov 7th and why?
10. If you got to create/write/produce a TV show, what would the general premise be? Do you have ideas for people you'd want in the cast?
11. If you've ever read/written incest for any fandom...why?
12. Do you laugh at porn?
13. Do you even watch porn?
14. Favorite cartoon?
15. Do you think Jensen Ackles acts his age (28)?
16. Name one thing that makes you feel sappy/romantic.
17. Did you ever have to use communal showers in high school? How did you deal?
18. Do you ever think there will be another XF movie? Do you even want one?
19. What would you like to see more of on this LJ?
20. Tell me your favorite kind of weather, why it is, and one happy memory involving said weather.
21. Where do you buy your underwear?
22. Where do you store your towels?
Today is National Coming Out Day!! Congrats to everyone who takes that step and bravo for your courage and decision.
Also for your pleasure I have some amazingly hot Titof het porn involving him being handcuffed to a tree. I think this is the first porn since the Shai porn that hasn't made me laugh hysterically through it all.
Titof+handcuffs+tree=HOTT If you want an example of question 15 and Jared talking about ass grabbing, see
The Men of the WB (erm that would now be the CW, friends) I am terribly sad because I will miss this week's SPN. I won't see it till I get back. And Heroes!! Guess it's a good thing I won't be on LJ. I don't think I could stay unspoiled long enough!
Do you guys have any clue the intensity in which I hate doing dishes? I literally cleaned my entire room before starting them. It's...*check computer clock*...4:00 am and I just got done doing them. *headdesk*
I also have other goodies for you. If you go back two post, you shall see my newest fic in my newest fandom. It's a Nathan/Peter pairing from Heroes. If you go back one post,you'll see an update on my SPN WIP, Ides of the Mothmen. I'd love you to get to read them (and comments will probably make me warm and fuzzy, too)!!
ETA: It's snowing!!!!!!!!