Comment! You Fuckers! aka The post in which Mike begs for attn.
I got 24 views today, and zilcho comments.
That is depressing, mainly because nobody down here REALLY knows me, and I really look forward to reading the comments I get from you guys when I clock off from work each day. They remind me of the life I left up there, and it helps to bridge the gaps of geography and time that now separate you all from me.
Now there are some exceptions, those who live down here, and those who at the time of my moving. lived far afield.
But the rest of you troglodytes need to show some love. The Crolene is lonely, and feels like he is merely screaming into the raging void....
YOU SEE THAT! I've resorted to speaking in the third person! You know how pretentious I feel right now?
Jebus.
So I'm trying to write EVERYDAY, because if I ever decide to write as a profession I need to punch out 1,000,000 words to call myself a writer, 5,000,000 to call myself a novelist. So check back regularly.
As an added bonus the first one of you troglodytes (god I love that word) who comments on each post will receive a bonus prize, Morsa is the first winner of such a prize.
Morsa: 1
You: Zero
Now he has yet to collect, granted, but I will be keeping a running tally of prizes, and you should too, because I might lose count. By might I mean will, and by count I mean your phone number.
Now I'm not a wealthy man (unless you count good looks and brains as wealth), so most of these prizes will probably take the form of some sort of drug hit or alcoholic beverage, and if you aren't into that sort of thing some trinket of coolness or perhaps a meal at a decent (read not a greasy spoon) bistro or corner coffee shop.
As a lure to those members of the fairer sex, jewelry may become the currency of these prizes, yeah, you read that right, Jewelry. I say this because I intend to become a jeweler, I'm planning on going to the Gemological Institute in Carlsbad as soon as I can save up the requisite ducats for tuition. Yeah, you read that right, ducats.
Now there are a couple of troglodytes who might use this rule as a way to fortune at my expense, or really the expense of my shitty ego, and to those people I say, 3 prizes max, for now. At least until I'm a wealthy man (and I'm not talking about good looks and brains, I'm talking about ducats). Now a flaw in my plan has occured to me just now, some of you troglodytes might just comment 1st 3 times and then stop reading my posts whilst waiting for the fabulous prizes to roll in. So there is a caveat (love that word too) to maintain your 3 prize number you need to comment at least once a month.
Now some of you might be thinking "I don't have time in my life to think about Mike, let alone his egotism." and to that I say "Jewelry, hah? hah?" Seriously Jewelry.
Now I will troglodyte my troglodyte, by troglodyting the caveat and ducats.
Troglodyte, look it up and be offended.
Love and Kisses, know that I really don't think of any of you like that, well maybe some of you. You know who you are. *jabs finger into 'your' chest*