That was easy....
OH. MY. GOD.
My sister just went out to Staple and got the dog an Easy Button.
An Easy Button.
There's and explanation for this madness, really, there is. Jill, our dog, is 14. She's old. Old things have problems. Jill can't tell us when she has to go out. So, we're trying to make it easier for her to tell us she's "gotta go". So here I am watching her learn to press the button via Cheerio rewards. It hasn't even been 10 minutes since she started and she's already getting it.
I hope to god we get around to taping this, because it will SO go on Youtube. If only we could program the button to say "Poopy".....