um roommate?
i hate my roommate. not only is she an absolute whore, but she's messy as shit, she can't keep the room clean for more than four hours without going out and doing one of her many drugs and coming back and fucking it up. she spreads shit rumors about me, tells people i'm possessive with my friends, and tries to make me look bad WHENEVER anyone else is around. she isn't trustworthy. she lost her room key. so now, i can't lock my door. hence, family guy season 2 is stolen. she smells bad, when her and her boy toy are in here the room smells like thick steamy sex.
when i go to sleep at night, she puts the heat on AND closes the window. and the heat comes out RIGHT ONTO MY MOTHER FUCKING FACE. so i woke up at 9 this morning. after
seeing GWAR LAST NIGHT. DYING of heat. and she did some crazy shit to the window and now it wont open. and its still burning up in here...GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR....she'll give
anybody head, anytime, in our room. the...i dunno 5/6th day we were here i walk in on her and this guy i knew from high school which totally surprised me. she's only nice to you when you're a stoner. she makes friends just so that there's more people to hate me out there.
she gets mad when i dont thank her for cleaning up HER mess. she plays music on my stereo WAY too loud. not only will it piss off the floormates, but it just might piss me off when you BLOW MY SPEAKERS.
sometiems she'll go almost 24 hours just sleeping and i wonder if the godamn motherfucker is even alive. and then i have to poke her and its just nasty.
her sheets are COATED in semen and i get so scared at night that i might drop something down there.
i mean...come on...
she always says i'm anti social when i dont "hang out and have girl time with other girls on our floor"...but ya know why i dont? because last time they were all "bonding" they were
wearing cotton and gauze skirts, with little pastel colored tank tops and had their feet in the one nasty tub on the 3rd floor, with face masks on. OMG that sounds SOOOO
fucking weird? yeah... fucking WEIRD.
sorry man, i am NOT a hippy.
she loves marilyn manson and hates the beatles.
so when i'm playing the beatles, every now and then she'll wake up and play MM! as loud as it fucking gets. i dont fucking play the beatles loud at all. and she's ...grrrrrrrrrrrr
she's a satanist. she has the bible of satan and posters of the guy who created* that religion* on her wall under my bed. she's into tarot and those nasty microwavable meals that
smell awful. i know. i know. lol...
she makes fun of my friends nonstop because they're actual real friends, unlike her and all the hippies and the men she sucks off. she calls them the kelly posse*
just because i'm actually hanging out with my friends on a regular basis as opposed to when i'm just snorting or smoking my top fav drugs!
she's bi polar and manic depressive and has serious emotional issues. sound like someone else who has caused a lot of shit in my life? yea it does...
dont need this again.
my mom is trying to get me and kathleen to room together next semester which would be cool....but not really if kathleen doesn't ever want anybody in the room.,.. i dunno...
she's always encouraging me to cheat on my boyfriend. LOL. because she doesn't like that i have something, she will never attain. a firm steady relationship. what a cunt.
what a fucking cunt.
my rug that i brought, is ruined. my microwave is coated in melted plastic and shitty fucking ass-food.
she goes through my stuff when i'm not in the fucking room, but my friends ARE.
she steals any money she can find.
she hits on any guy in the room and strips down in front of anyone.
fucking, rhys brought anthony down the weekend before halloween, and LOL she was talking about trying to fuck him. SO FUNNY. i wonder if she enjoys her reputation or if
she's decided to just sit back and let it go...it is too late after all...
i used to wake her up for her earlier classes with lunch and a nudge.
i stopped that when she didn't have the decency to at least poke me when SHE WAS IN THE ROOM and my class had started a half hour prior.
i KNOW for sure there's other shit.. OHHH
she is a serious porn addict. i walk in on her masturbating every now and then...she knows i completely disagree with the idea of porn at all and yet she'll play it when i'm in the room...
she hits on me when i'm wasted. she tells me friends she thinks i'm hot and watches me in my sleep. which the second part is hopefully a joke but either way its not a funny one.
she's a creep.
she sniffs guys that she thinks is hot. she'll just randomly mouth "i want to bone you" and all that shit.
she's such a dumbass that she "thought" she lost her computer right before thanksgiving break, that her parents bought her a new one. and now she has two.
she wants to be a photo major but isn't even gonna make it through a whole year of AFO.
i hope to god if we're rooming together next semester that she fuckin fails out.
that. would be awesome.
when i go to sleep at night, she puts the heat on AND closes the window. and the heat comes out RIGHT ONTO MY MOTHER FUCKING FACE. so i woke up at 9 this morning. after
seeing GWAR LAST NIGHT. DYING of heat. and she did some crazy shit to the window and now it wont open. and its still burning up in here...GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR....she'll give
anybody head, anytime, in our room. the...i dunno 5/6th day we were here i walk in on her and this guy i knew from high school which totally surprised me. she's only nice to you when you're a stoner. she makes friends just so that there's more people to hate me out there.
she gets mad when i dont thank her for cleaning up HER mess. she plays music on my stereo WAY too loud. not only will it piss off the floormates, but it just might piss me off when you BLOW MY SPEAKERS.
sometiems she'll go almost 24 hours just sleeping and i wonder if the godamn motherfucker is even alive. and then i have to poke her and its just nasty.
her sheets are COATED in semen and i get so scared at night that i might drop something down there.
i mean...come on...
she always says i'm anti social when i dont "hang out and have girl time with other girls on our floor"...but ya know why i dont? because last time they were all "bonding" they were
wearing cotton and gauze skirts, with little pastel colored tank tops and had their feet in the one nasty tub on the 3rd floor, with face masks on. OMG that sounds SOOOO
fucking weird? yeah... fucking WEIRD.
sorry man, i am NOT a hippy.
she loves marilyn manson and hates the beatles.
so when i'm playing the beatles, every now and then she'll wake up and play MM! as loud as it fucking gets. i dont fucking play the beatles loud at all. and she's ...grrrrrrrrrrrr
she's a satanist. she has the bible of satan and posters of the guy who created* that religion* on her wall under my bed. she's into tarot and those nasty microwavable meals that
smell awful. i know. i know. lol...
she makes fun of my friends nonstop because they're actual real friends, unlike her and all the hippies and the men she sucks off. she calls them the kelly posse*
just because i'm actually hanging out with my friends on a regular basis as opposed to when i'm just snorting or smoking my top fav drugs!
she's bi polar and manic depressive and has serious emotional issues. sound like someone else who has caused a lot of shit in my life? yea it does...
dont need this again.
my mom is trying to get me and kathleen to room together next semester which would be cool....but not really if kathleen doesn't ever want anybody in the room.,.. i dunno...
she's always encouraging me to cheat on my boyfriend. LOL. because she doesn't like that i have something, she will never attain. a firm steady relationship. what a cunt.
what a fucking cunt.
my rug that i brought, is ruined. my microwave is coated in melted plastic and shitty fucking ass-food.
she goes through my stuff when i'm not in the fucking room, but my friends ARE.
she steals any money she can find.
she hits on any guy in the room and strips down in front of anyone.
fucking, rhys brought anthony down the weekend before halloween, and LOL she was talking about trying to fuck him. SO FUNNY. i wonder if she enjoys her reputation or if
she's decided to just sit back and let it go...it is too late after all...
i used to wake her up for her earlier classes with lunch and a nudge.
i stopped that when she didn't have the decency to at least poke me when SHE WAS IN THE ROOM and my class had started a half hour prior.
i KNOW for sure there's other shit.. OHHH
she is a serious porn addict. i walk in on her masturbating every now and then...she knows i completely disagree with the idea of porn at all and yet she'll play it when i'm in the room...
she hits on me when i'm wasted. she tells me friends she thinks i'm hot and watches me in my sleep. which the second part is hopefully a joke but either way its not a funny one.
she's a creep.
she sniffs guys that she thinks is hot. she'll just randomly mouth "i want to bone you" and all that shit.
she's such a dumbass that she "thought" she lost her computer right before thanksgiving break, that her parents bought her a new one. and now she has two.
she wants to be a photo major but isn't even gonna make it through a whole year of AFO.
i hope to god if we're rooming together next semester that she fuckin fails out.
that. would be awesome.