Apr 16, 2006 11:21
You will live in a mansion.
Your pet Llama will not be able to fit in your purse, but you'll shove it in there anyway, just for show.
You will become an "It" Girl and have a pink office and a cute assistant who brings you lattes.
You'll take a class to learn Hebrew in the hopes of attracting foreign men.
A bad day at work will cause you to plan a trip to Germany, where you will meet a handsome, rich and very sensitive man who will sweep you off of your feet. What are you waiting for? Book that trip.
What is an "It" Girl, you might ask?
those are the people the poparazzi follows around and takes pictures of and says: "theres miss liz drinking quebecian coffee! it must be in style!" "theres miss liz buying a lobster at the fish market! she must be charitable!" "theres miss liz walking down the street with her pet llama! everyone should own a llama!". and so forth.