Jeff posted this on myspace...I had to share it.
A day in the life...
One day a cucumber, pickle and a penis were having a conversation.
The pickle says, "You know, my life really sucks. Whenever I get big, fat and juicy they sprinkle seasonings over me and they stick me in a jar."
The cucumber says, "Yeah, you think that's bad? Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, they slice me up and they put me over salad."
The penis says, "You think that your lives are tough? Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, they throw a plastic bag over my head, shove me in a wet, dark, smelly room and force me to do pushups until I throw up and lose consciousness!"
One day a cucumber, pickle and a penis were having a conversation.
The pickle says, "You know, my life really sucks. Whenever I get big, fat and juicy they sprinkle seasonings over me and they stick me in a jar."
The cucumber says, "Yeah, you think that's bad? Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, they slice me up and they put me over salad."
The penis says, "You think that your lives are tough? Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, they throw a plastic bag over my head, shove me in a wet, dark, smelly room and force me to do pushups until I throw up and lose consciousness!"