Oh What a Night! Mid September back in 2005
Ok, so i had one of those long weird dreams im pretty famous for. Remember, this is my dream and i couldnt control some of the things i did...
Well, It started and kenny and angela's house, but it wasnt there house. It belonged to ana's aunt. They were having a party and everyone was getting drunk. Well, meanwhile in the basement, im banging ana. We finish and she leaves. But im weary of her going cus i dont want her drinking. So i follow her upstairs and oputside, sure enough, someone has given her a beer, so i dump it out and we go in the house and argue. Things are fixed and we go back inside intot he basement, where me and stan were supposed to tag team some chick.
Well, me and stan are in th basement, waiting for this girl to come down, and then he looks over at me and was like "lets get started without her, and he tries to suck my dick. I yell "NOW" and romo and ray pop out with video equipment and say "I knew he was gay!" Then Ana comes down and sees me and stan naked in the bed and she flips out and runs upstairs and downs a bottle of vodka. So shes all shitface and giving lapdances and i flip out and start breaking shit and i leave.
Im walking on the side of the road with no shoes on and tom drives by and asks me if i want to go to record and tape with him. We went to some REcord and Tape downtown or in some city because it wasnt the one he works at. Well, we walk in and some big scruffy guy tells me to get out cus i have no shoes on. Im sitting outside for like 20 minutes and this guy and his girl come sit next to me. He said his name was Anthony McFad and is girl who went by, "quiet Hot Chick"
All of a sudden, a Jason Voorhees parade started coming by. It had Midgets, Giants, Fat people, skinny people, DRag Queens, Guys on Stilts, Sext Dressed people, all dressed like jason voorhees. I ask MCfad whats goin on and he says they have a jason voorhees parade every time the monster truck show is in town. SO of course, THAT MADE SENSE...
Then we go down to the fair, and we rent one of those little speed boats, but we get like 20 feet out intot he water b4 we realize i dont have a lifejacket, so we turn around and forget we cant dock back in without the boat lovcking in the grip thing on shore. So we wasted our boat ride and went back to RATT where tom became pissed at me. I walked in and these 2 chicks were at the desk saying tom doesnt want to be my friend no more cus i left him. So i look in the room tom has locked himself in, and its padded and he has a controllr in his hand playing halo 2 and bouncing from wall to wall with that freaked out look he gets on his face. So i walk in and i magically have a copy of halo 3 in my hand, and i give it to him, and we hug and we were all good. So i left him to play the game and went back outside.
All of a sudden, Mcfad wanted me to do "Quiet Hot Chick". I okayed it as long as i could get ana in on the action. So i walked to ana's work and she was like "fuck yeah!" Well, on my wa back to see mcfad and "Quiet Hot Chick" i walk thru this factory business park type place. I see some guys trying to do jackass lik shit and watch them for a few minutes. THen i find a giant slinky and steal it from the factory yard. I try to cut thru one of the building but ran into my friend neil.
HE starts telling me how he hates his bosses daughter for getting married, then outta nowhere his boss shows up, its SAMUEL L JACKSON! HE starts going off;
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU! DONT YOU EVER FUCKING TALK SHIT ABOUT MY MUTHA FUCKIN DAUGHTER! YOU ARE TOA\TALLY MUTHA FUCKING TERMINATED BITCH!!!"
Then he looks over at me like "Kayta, What you fuckin doin Nigga. We are fucking hiring fat mutha fuckas just like you, You Want a Mutha Fuckin job?!" THen i say sure and we sit down and he starts showing me pictures of his daughter and tells me to make him a cd of wedding songs and shit, which included unchained melody among other shit.
I leave and go back to my house, and "Quiet Hot Chick" and Ana are goin at it on my bed!! They both get up and start kissing me on my neck and go down towards the My Lil jon and the eastside boyz. And right before they get there I WAKE UP~!!....SO stan can suck my dick but two bitches cant! figures.
Well, It started and kenny and angela's house, but it wasnt there house. It belonged to ana's aunt. They were having a party and everyone was getting drunk. Well, meanwhile in the basement, im banging ana. We finish and she leaves. But im weary of her going cus i dont want her drinking. So i follow her upstairs and oputside, sure enough, someone has given her a beer, so i dump it out and we go in the house and argue. Things are fixed and we go back inside intot he basement, where me and stan were supposed to tag team some chick.
Well, me and stan are in th basement, waiting for this girl to come down, and then he looks over at me and was like "lets get started without her, and he tries to suck my dick. I yell "NOW" and romo and ray pop out with video equipment and say "I knew he was gay!" Then Ana comes down and sees me and stan naked in the bed and she flips out and runs upstairs and downs a bottle of vodka. So shes all shitface and giving lapdances and i flip out and start breaking shit and i leave.
Im walking on the side of the road with no shoes on and tom drives by and asks me if i want to go to record and tape with him. We went to some REcord and Tape downtown or in some city because it wasnt the one he works at. Well, we walk in and some big scruffy guy tells me to get out cus i have no shoes on. Im sitting outside for like 20 minutes and this guy and his girl come sit next to me. He said his name was Anthony McFad and is girl who went by, "quiet Hot Chick"
All of a sudden, a Jason Voorhees parade started coming by. It had Midgets, Giants, Fat people, skinny people, DRag Queens, Guys on Stilts, Sext Dressed people, all dressed like jason voorhees. I ask MCfad whats goin on and he says they have a jason voorhees parade every time the monster truck show is in town. SO of course, THAT MADE SENSE...
Then we go down to the fair, and we rent one of those little speed boats, but we get like 20 feet out intot he water b4 we realize i dont have a lifejacket, so we turn around and forget we cant dock back in without the boat lovcking in the grip thing on shore. So we wasted our boat ride and went back to RATT where tom became pissed at me. I walked in and these 2 chicks were at the desk saying tom doesnt want to be my friend no more cus i left him. So i look in the room tom has locked himself in, and its padded and he has a controllr in his hand playing halo 2 and bouncing from wall to wall with that freaked out look he gets on his face. So i walk in and i magically have a copy of halo 3 in my hand, and i give it to him, and we hug and we were all good. So i left him to play the game and went back outside.
All of a sudden, Mcfad wanted me to do "Quiet Hot Chick". I okayed it as long as i could get ana in on the action. So i walked to ana's work and she was like "fuck yeah!" Well, on my wa back to see mcfad and "Quiet Hot Chick" i walk thru this factory business park type place. I see some guys trying to do jackass lik shit and watch them for a few minutes. THen i find a giant slinky and steal it from the factory yard. I try to cut thru one of the building but ran into my friend neil.
HE starts telling me how he hates his bosses daughter for getting married, then outta nowhere his boss shows up, its SAMUEL L JACKSON! HE starts going off;
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU! DONT YOU EVER FUCKING TALK SHIT ABOUT MY MUTHA FUCKIN DAUGHTER! YOU ARE TOA\TALLY MUTHA FUCKING TERMINATED BITCH!!!"
Then he looks over at me like "Kayta, What you fuckin doin Nigga. We are fucking hiring fat mutha fuckas just like you, You Want a Mutha Fuckin job?!" THen i say sure and we sit down and he starts showing me pictures of his daughter and tells me to make him a cd of wedding songs and shit, which included unchained melody among other shit.
I leave and go back to my house, and "Quiet Hot Chick" and Ana are goin at it on my bed!! They both get up and start kissing me on my neck and go down towards the My Lil jon and the eastside boyz. And right before they get there I WAKE UP~!!....SO stan can suck my dick but two bitches cant! figures.