http://www.local6.com/news/10807160/detail.html "During a dispute do you A) punch a 3-year-old and a 9-month-old in the face, B) attempt to drag a woman from her car, or C) ask arresting officers where they live so you can molest their wives? This overachiever goes for D) All of the above"
Ripped from Fark.com. I'll see you in hell, buddy.