breaking the streak!
just to clear things up, i do not know who that other person is in kelly's journal.
i could go on for a long while about what's happened in the 6+ months i've been under a blanket, stuffed away in the closet held hostage by kelly only allowed out to play mario kart and fix the broken toilet-- but for now, lets talk about now! i'm 27, married to the lovely kelly reyes (ee!), have two feline children (see offer in the classifieds), and i work with a lot of people who love to bake! thankfully my figure has been well prepared for this kind of holiday indulgence (for me it's a year-round thing, you see). as the year comes to a close, i'd like to reflect on a few lessons learned:
putting boxers on backwards make it difficult to pee
there can never be just one laundry pile
kelly prefers chicken
nala prefers chicken egg foo young
any volume level over +5 is too loud for the wii
any volume level under +55 is too quiet for the matrix
the matrix has kelly
simba doesn't care that he's neutered
always pick up kelly on time!
i could go on for a long while about what's happened in the 6+ months i've been under a blanket, stuffed away in the closet held hostage by kelly only allowed out to play mario kart and fix the broken toilet-- but for now, lets talk about now! i'm 27, married to the lovely kelly reyes (ee!), have two feline children (see offer in the classifieds), and i work with a lot of people who love to bake! thankfully my figure has been well prepared for this kind of holiday indulgence (for me it's a year-round thing, you see). as the year comes to a close, i'd like to reflect on a few lessons learned:
putting boxers on backwards make it difficult to pee
there can never be just one laundry pile
kelly prefers chicken
nala prefers chicken egg foo young
any volume level over +5 is too loud for the wii
any volume level under +55 is too quiet for the matrix
the matrix has kelly
simba doesn't care that he's neutered
always pick up kelly on time!