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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In September I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In July 1_rach and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last Thursday I stole pretty_in_white's purse (-30 points). Last Wednesday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In October I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points).
Overall, I've been nice (293 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!
Sincerely,
Mewzeklvr