Review of Matrix Revolutions
Yep, that's right.. I'm gonna play the part of one of those suck-ups who get paid to say a movie rules. Also, for those of you who do not like spoilers, well, just don't read. I will not warn you further, if you get pissed, it's your own damn fault for reading past the period riiiiiight.. here.
First off, kudos to the computer graphics designers on this one, it really kicked some serious rump. Also for the script writers and cinematographers who made a parallel between Neo and Trinity and Romeo and Juliet. Now! for the director.. heh, dude.. you should be shot for allowing half of the shit in the movie that you did. I mean, you jump from hardcore action to prissy teen drama. The fuck? c'mon, pick one or the other, shit! I was sitting there, tapping my fingers on my cup holders because of all the stupid shit between Neo and Trinity.
Not only was it boring, even for chick flick, but it was just too drawn out. "You brought me back once.. this time you can't help me.." or, something to that effect.. please raise your hand if you saw this coming? Also, keep your hands up if you foresaw the death of Neo without first reading the books. ...You didn't? Wow, you really are naive, aren't you? Let's see.. he takes a ship with a suicidal man taken over by Smith.exe into the heart of the machine empire.. no ammo, just himself, the spyguy, and that pussified woman, Trinity. It was a suicide mission, duh. Even before that you should of figured it out, I mean shit, dude.. didn't you get the feeling he was gonna die? Oh, and that's not my beef with the movie, nah, compared to one other thing, this was terrific. Yep, boys and girls, I'm talking about that slackass pile of shit they called an ending. I can sum it up in one beautiful asterisk-enclosed action.. *sticks finger in mouth, shoves down throat*
And, let's not forget that little brown-nosing 16-year-old who cut the counterweight.. damn, I was praying that a squidie would get him.. I wanted his stupid ass to die. "The war is over! the war is over!" it was worse than Puar's voice in Dragonball *shudder* All the action, all the scripting in this section of the movie was like some shitty throw-back to an end of WW2 movie..
Meh, anyway.. I'm happy how this review came out.. if anyone has another movie they'd like me to review, please, suggest it ^_^
-Mewwie
First off, kudos to the computer graphics designers on this one, it really kicked some serious rump. Also for the script writers and cinematographers who made a parallel between Neo and Trinity and Romeo and Juliet. Now! for the director.. heh, dude.. you should be shot for allowing half of the shit in the movie that you did. I mean, you jump from hardcore action to prissy teen drama. The fuck? c'mon, pick one or the other, shit! I was sitting there, tapping my fingers on my cup holders because of all the stupid shit between Neo and Trinity.
Not only was it boring, even for chick flick, but it was just too drawn out. "You brought me back once.. this time you can't help me.." or, something to that effect.. please raise your hand if you saw this coming? Also, keep your hands up if you foresaw the death of Neo without first reading the books. ...You didn't? Wow, you really are naive, aren't you? Let's see.. he takes a ship with a suicidal man taken over by Smith.exe into the heart of the machine empire.. no ammo, just himself, the spyguy, and that pussified woman, Trinity. It was a suicide mission, duh. Even before that you should of figured it out, I mean shit, dude.. didn't you get the feeling he was gonna die? Oh, and that's not my beef with the movie, nah, compared to one other thing, this was terrific. Yep, boys and girls, I'm talking about that slackass pile of shit they called an ending. I can sum it up in one beautiful asterisk-enclosed action.. *sticks finger in mouth, shoves down throat*
And, let's not forget that little brown-nosing 16-year-old who cut the counterweight.. damn, I was praying that a squidie would get him.. I wanted his stupid ass to die. "The war is over! the war is over!" it was worse than Puar's voice in Dragonball *shudder* All the action, all the scripting in this section of the movie was like some shitty throw-back to an end of WW2 movie..
Meh, anyway.. I'm happy how this review came out.. if anyone has another movie they'd like me to review, please, suggest it ^_^
-Mewwie