Double feature!
Alright, here we go.. another thrilling installment of.. the bitchy Mew *ahem* Those of you with weak constitutions or who are easily pissed off, I would suggest you skipping right to the bottom.. However, for the rest of you, feel free to stick around and enjoy. ^_^
Part one: anti-smoking/marijuana commercials
In the beginning, there was tobacco.. aaand of course various hallucinogens.. combined with cocoa, this made one of the world's first cigarettes.. and that man should of been shot. Look at things today.. Cigarette companies selling millions of these things a day, then turning around and telling people not to smoke 'em. But does anyone really listen? No. Why? Because no one really gives a fuck, that's why. I mean, have you seen these damned truth commercials? There's one about how ciggies don't have to put ingredients on the label, about how they have more benzine than.. fuck knows how many bottles of contaminated water, and how they kill 1000 babies a year.. No. Fucking. DUH. For one, cigarettes should never have to list ingredients on the label, it would be like listing the ingredients on the air you breathe every day, or the gas you put in your car. More benzine than a few hundred bottles of contaminated water? pfft, can't be worse than the East River.. And 1000 babies a year? ohh, well, let's think about this one.. the babies can't move on their own except roll and crawl.. and many of them might not be able to crawl yet. Thusly, it's like sticking a tail pipe in their mouth and stepping on the gas. Everyone already knows they'll kill your ass, so SHUT THE HELL UP, ALREADY! I've never heard of anything more ridiculous in my entire life! (And I'll remind you, I grew up in the 80's and 90's)
If any of you Truth guys are reading this, and I hope to god that you are, I want you to take a red hot coal, and shove it up your ass.
Marijuana commercials are the exact same. Except in this case, instead of having "TOBACCO IS WHACKO" in huuuge letters then "if you're a teen" verra small under it, they condemn the entire practice. Getting high is perfectly natural, many other cultures both ancient and modern do it and did it, just not simply for the purpose of laughing your ass off at everything. Yes, it modifies your judgment, like any controlled substance, how fucked up you are depends on how much of it you take. It's like beer.. only, it doesn't taste like piss and makes you barf up your lunch.. However, if you can't drive drunk, what the fuck makes you think you can drive high, huh? Damn, people.. you're just making it harder on all of us by being so fucking stupid. If you're gonna smoke pot, do it in your damned room, or in some non-public place.. hell, even out on a fishing boat.. but don't fucking drive high. I for one am getting sick and tired of all these damn commercials. It's like every five minutes there's something or other about not smoking this or not smoking that.. where are all the anti-crystal meth commercials, then? I mean, that's illegal, too.. don't you fucktards at the drug control center care about truly hazardous stuff? If you people spent half as much time trying to prevent people from smoking pot as you did patrolling the streets, there might actually be a substantial drop in the crime rate.
Part 2: People without a sense of humor.
Last night, I watched a very special CSI episode entitled "Fur and Loathing in Las Vegas".( http://fursuit.timduru.org/dirlist/FursuitVideo/Movies_Series_Shows/CSI/ ) And let me tell you.. for someone who generally considers forensics the most boring thing aside from Bush's empty skull.. it was quite entertaining. However, there were a couple furs, who to help protect their integrity will remain nameless, who found the show appalling. Yeah, I know, I'm as shocked as you are. *rolls his eyes* some people just have no fucking sense of humor any more. The show.. was fucking hilarious! It was like.. Trigger Happy TV *giggle* the coon stands up and *thump!* dead fur suiter ^-^;; *ahem* Anyway.. these furs who were offended.. were offended by the littlest thing.. like the woman being "a bitch" or "making fun of furs".. Oh, and I suppose you guys think everyone else in the world is going to completely understand why people dress up as animals, wear tails, or act like animals, even if it was since a very early age. Or even how many furs feel attractions to large furry things, even in their youth? Pfft, they'd sooner run your ass over with a late model Mazda. People may never truly understand furs simply because there are many different types. There are the ones that feel attraction or a kinship between themselves and certain animals, those that believe they really are animals and act accordingly, Hell, even furs who just like the fantasy of it all, and roleplay online. (there are two sub-divisions of this.. ones that think it's real, ones that know it's all for fun) So, to call this lady a bitch because of her misunderstanding of what was going on is not only wrong, it's just plain mean.
To you angry furs.. watch the show again, and this time, try and see the humor in it.. then, if you truly can't see what's so funny.. you need help.
-Mewwie
Part one: anti-smoking/marijuana commercials
In the beginning, there was tobacco.. aaand of course various hallucinogens.. combined with cocoa, this made one of the world's first cigarettes.. and that man should of been shot. Look at things today.. Cigarette companies selling millions of these things a day, then turning around and telling people not to smoke 'em. But does anyone really listen? No. Why? Because no one really gives a fuck, that's why. I mean, have you seen these damned truth commercials? There's one about how ciggies don't have to put ingredients on the label, about how they have more benzine than.. fuck knows how many bottles of contaminated water, and how they kill 1000 babies a year.. No. Fucking. DUH. For one, cigarettes should never have to list ingredients on the label, it would be like listing the ingredients on the air you breathe every day, or the gas you put in your car. More benzine than a few hundred bottles of contaminated water? pfft, can't be worse than the East River.. And 1000 babies a year? ohh, well, let's think about this one.. the babies can't move on their own except roll and crawl.. and many of them might not be able to crawl yet. Thusly, it's like sticking a tail pipe in their mouth and stepping on the gas. Everyone already knows they'll kill your ass, so SHUT THE HELL UP, ALREADY! I've never heard of anything more ridiculous in my entire life! (And I'll remind you, I grew up in the 80's and 90's)
If any of you Truth guys are reading this, and I hope to god that you are, I want you to take a red hot coal, and shove it up your ass.
Marijuana commercials are the exact same. Except in this case, instead of having "TOBACCO IS WHACKO" in huuuge letters then "if you're a teen" verra small under it, they condemn the entire practice. Getting high is perfectly natural, many other cultures both ancient and modern do it and did it, just not simply for the purpose of laughing your ass off at everything. Yes, it modifies your judgment, like any controlled substance, how fucked up you are depends on how much of it you take. It's like beer.. only, it doesn't taste like piss and makes you barf up your lunch.. However, if you can't drive drunk, what the fuck makes you think you can drive high, huh? Damn, people.. you're just making it harder on all of us by being so fucking stupid. If you're gonna smoke pot, do it in your damned room, or in some non-public place.. hell, even out on a fishing boat.. but don't fucking drive high. I for one am getting sick and tired of all these damn commercials. It's like every five minutes there's something or other about not smoking this or not smoking that.. where are all the anti-crystal meth commercials, then? I mean, that's illegal, too.. don't you fucktards at the drug control center care about truly hazardous stuff? If you people spent half as much time trying to prevent people from smoking pot as you did patrolling the streets, there might actually be a substantial drop in the crime rate.
Part 2: People without a sense of humor.
Last night, I watched a very special CSI episode entitled "Fur and Loathing in Las Vegas".( http://fursuit.timduru.org/dirlist/FursuitVideo/Movies_Series_Shows/CSI/ ) And let me tell you.. for someone who generally considers forensics the most boring thing aside from Bush's empty skull.. it was quite entertaining. However, there were a couple furs, who to help protect their integrity will remain nameless, who found the show appalling. Yeah, I know, I'm as shocked as you are. *rolls his eyes* some people just have no fucking sense of humor any more. The show.. was fucking hilarious! It was like.. Trigger Happy TV *giggle* the coon stands up and *thump!* dead fur suiter ^-^;; *ahem* Anyway.. these furs who were offended.. were offended by the littlest thing.. like the woman being "a bitch" or "making fun of furs".. Oh, and I suppose you guys think everyone else in the world is going to completely understand why people dress up as animals, wear tails, or act like animals, even if it was since a very early age. Or even how many furs feel attractions to large furry things, even in their youth? Pfft, they'd sooner run your ass over with a late model Mazda. People may never truly understand furs simply because there are many different types. There are the ones that feel attraction or a kinship between themselves and certain animals, those that believe they really are animals and act accordingly, Hell, even furs who just like the fantasy of it all, and roleplay online. (there are two sub-divisions of this.. ones that think it's real, ones that know it's all for fun) So, to call this lady a bitch because of her misunderstanding of what was going on is not only wrong, it's just plain mean.
To you angry furs.. watch the show again, and this time, try and see the humor in it.. then, if you truly can't see what's so funny.. you need help.
-Mewwie