Some may know the more time goes on, the more I despise going out at night - drunken idiocy and alcoholic drinks everyone pretends to like isn't my idea of a good time. But maybe if some things changed I would be up for it... like...
If they sold Lichidos. A blend of cognac, vodka, lychee and peach essences, with some guava... Mmm. Kind of sounds like a Geisha-y drink doesn't it? They don't sell it in the UK though! Anyone want to buy a crate with me via internet? (Kind of joking.) Buy it here or here. And if you do, I demand a taste.
Secondly, dancing should be less thinly-veiled dry humping and/or swaying during drunken yelling and just good. Not that I am. But I don't pretend I am do I. Or we could all be like this globe-trotting 'dancer'.