Added this today while editing new profile on Facebook. It's as good a summary of me as any (in terms of answering the question 'Where are you from' and 'What do you consider yourself?')
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Japanese enough to understand gyagu manga but not enough to know how to use keigo.
Italian enough to understand some Romanaccio (and St. Georgiano) but not enough to get Striscia la Notizia.
Taiwanese enough to crave tapioca drinks (珍珠紅茶) but not enough to read Taiwanese news.
Cambodian enough to have been to Mondulkiri and love Khmer food but not enough to watch Cambodian TV.
English enough to get most jokes about certain newspapers popular media but not enough to understand the cricket. Or enjoy custard on desserts.
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