It's instinct!
Melora:
OK, I admit it! I tried to eat the hamster... It's not my fault, I can't help it! It's instinct I tell you! INSTINCT! It was the hamster's own fault anyway, if she had just stayed on dad's lap like she was supposed to do, while dad was trying to fix her cage AGAIN because she broke it, I wouldn't have grabbed her and taken her away to be eaten. But the hamster wanted to crawl around on the floor and you know I can't resist fresh meat or anything that moves around on the floor. Mmmmmmm... so tasty... I mean... I didn't get to eat her anyway and she's fine, she wasn't even hurt at all. I just carried her off and I didn't even get very far before dad caught me, um holding her down, and then I got a spanking for it! A spanking! Oh my wounded pride.... And Riah's mad at me because she looooves the stupid hamster, what kind of a cat is she anyway?
I hate that hamster...
OK, I admit it! I tried to eat the hamster... It's not my fault, I can't help it! It's instinct I tell you! INSTINCT! It was the hamster's own fault anyway, if she had just stayed on dad's lap like she was supposed to do, while dad was trying to fix her cage AGAIN because she broke it, I wouldn't have grabbed her and taken her away to be eaten. But the hamster wanted to crawl around on the floor and you know I can't resist fresh meat or anything that moves around on the floor. Mmmmmmm... so tasty... I mean... I didn't get to eat her anyway and she's fine, she wasn't even hurt at all. I just carried her off and I didn't even get very far before dad caught me, um holding her down, and then I got a spanking for it! A spanking! Oh my wounded pride.... And Riah's mad at me because she looooves the stupid hamster, what kind of a cat is she anyway?
I hate that hamster...