Apr 30, 2005 21:58
i should take the friendly advice if you're a minor stay out of the casino's. but no. i had a crazy mind of my own. i hit the bottle hard and had a few smokes and i was unstoppable. the sound of the machines intrigued me. and then those damn cops came. oh those cops. i mean, did they have to use those beating sticks. they caught me on tape. so i'm in deep sh*t man. for underaged drinking, smoking, and gambling. 10 years of jail is rough man. i'll never hit up vegas again.
no way. i'm a good egg. i stayed on the outskirts of the casino. i stayed away from those guys on the street corners trying to get me to go to a strip joint. i got high another way. i went horse back riding on a horse called diablo. scary? i think not. in no time i was lassoing cattle and spitting out tee-backy. but, i do confess that i did spend all my money on jewelry. twenty bucks sometimes can't get you places. unless you want a 3/4 lb. hot dog and shrimp cocktail for $1.50 at Circus Circus hotel and casino. or maybe you fancy some $9.99 ribs at other various places. hell, you could get a live cactus for a small amount of money. or maybe a kachina or yucca doll. whatever floats your boat. or maybe you wanna be a high roller and play on the 2 cent slots. go ahead. only if your over the age of 21. leave the kids at umm... the hotel pool. i've got no other ideas for minors. sorry.
love and peace and greetings from the australian strippers in vegas from 'down under' and the sexy chippendale guys,
emma