Top 10 "You Might Be a Redneck If...." of February
#10) The only time that you've ever run a mile, you were being chased.
#9) The Seats on your porch used to be the seats in your car.
#8) You've never stayed at a hotel without stealing something. (Does that make the group rednecks cause we took the key home with us?)
#7) The receipt for your car's tune-up is more than two pages long. (Jacki that makes both of us rednecks cause we both put our cars through hell)
#6) The pizza deliveryman won't come to your house without bringing the police with him.
#5) Your school colors are camouflage.
#4) Your favorite "adult beverage" doubles as gas for your car.
#3) You spend more time under your car than in it.
#2) You've exceeded 100 mph while towing another vehicle. (Give me a towe truck and i can do that :p)
and the number one way to see if you are a red neck...... If the liquor store knows you by your first name you might be a redneck. (give me a few year)
#9) The Seats on your porch used to be the seats in your car.
#8) You've never stayed at a hotel without stealing something. (Does that make the group rednecks cause we took the key home with us?)
#7) The receipt for your car's tune-up is more than two pages long. (Jacki that makes both of us rednecks cause we both put our cars through hell)
#6) The pizza deliveryman won't come to your house without bringing the police with him.
#5) Your school colors are camouflage.
#4) Your favorite "adult beverage" doubles as gas for your car.
#3) You spend more time under your car than in it.
#2) You've exceeded 100 mph while towing another vehicle. (Give me a towe truck and i can do that :p)
and the number one way to see if you are a red neck...... If the liquor store knows you by your first name you might be a redneck. (give me a few year)