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Apr 20, 2010 22:20

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sentient_corpse April 21 2010, 04:25:16 UTC

Go into hiding..

metrovampyre April 21 2010, 04:31:28 UTC

help me

sentient_corpse April 21 2010, 04:32:38 UTC

SHH!...Get in the pantry...

metrovampyre April 21 2010, 04:40:45 UTC

OH GOD

I

I DON'T FIT

MY ASS IS TOO BIG

I AM GOING TO DIE BECAUSE MY ASS IS TOO BIG AHHHH

sentient_corpse April 21 2010, 04:44:05 UTC

I'LL MAKE YOU FIT.

metrovampyre April 21 2010, 05:16:55 UTC

I'M

...I'M STUCK

sentient_corpse April 21 2010, 05:18:44 UTC

F----

Oh shi--

Okay... don't panic.. just... stay calm

metrovampyre April 21 2010, 05:53:46 UTC

Th-thank you for being here for me, Zombie.

But I've accepted it.

I am going to die.

)'8

sentient_corpse April 21 2010, 05:55:53 UTC

NO! I REFUSE TO LET MY FRIEND GET OBLITERATED )'8 TAKE MY HAND *REACHES*

metrovampyre April 21 2010, 06:16:44 UTC

YOU'RE NOT EVEN IN MY APARTMEEENNTTTT

B-BUT I FEEL... LIKE THIS PANTRY'S GRIP ON MY ASS MIGHT HAVE LOOSENED A LITTLE

sentient_corpse April 21 2010, 06:19:15 UTC

Oh yeah, that's right..

I'M COMING OVER WITH A TUB OF CRISCO TO LUBE YOUR ASS.

metrovampyre April 21 2010, 08:17:03 UTC

I AM PRETTY SURE THAT CAS ISN'T GOING TO KILL ME NOW BUT

PLEASE

I CAN'T GET OUT HELP

sentient_corpse April 21 2010, 12:48:48 UTC

YOUR DOOR IS LOCKED, SHOULD I KICK IT IN?

I'M YELLING TO YOU

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