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[metrotextual]

today i woke up late, missing my first essay exam at 8:30. to calm myself down, i blew $3.51 on a white chocolate mocha, and i refuse to admit to myself that it was really just coffee with a looot of milk and a loooot of sugar. it calmed my nerves though. this of course, is the class led by the 80 year old man with a stutter and a hump, and he's

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[catizzle]

duh number is a robot.

and ew ew ew that bitch should be shot for her eyebrows.

and triple double ew... uuuuuuum where's the man who owns our souls? adam would be very sad. very sad indeed.

[metrotextual]

SHUT UP IT'S OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD I'LL REVISE IT

[noesunexito]

1. Prince of Monaco
2. Jude Law
3. Can Yanardag
4. ANY MEMBER of Proenza Schouler
5. Beyonce (Sorry, this is partially my dad's fault.)

[metrotextual]

yao, you're coocoo for cocoa puffs!

and if you're marrying this Can kid, i think i need to meet and approve him, first. i hope he's around in january.

[noesunexito]

I'm coo coo for Count Chocula.

He damn well better be. In the meantime, I shall call you at 9 tonight, unless I'm at this RISD artist's ball with Can. Then I will call you earlier.

[littlespeaker]

I loved this post :)

[metrotextual]

aw thanks. sometimes i have short bursts of eloquence. but most of the time i don't. <333

[faultlinefall]

I see people all of the time that I'm instantly infatuated with and then lose. This happens a dozen times a day walking around NYC.

My list:

1. Yes, I'm copying kind of, but Jude Law. I just saw 'I <3 Huckabees' and I'm trying to figure out who wants to go see 'Alfie' with me.
2. Zooey Deschanel. I more actually want to be her, but marrying her would be a close consolation.
3. Peter Jennings. I am so dead serious. He's the only one I trust, and for completely arbitrary reasons.
4. Tony Blair. When you think about it, he's really the older, ultra-politicized Jude Law.
4. Maybe I'm stuck in three years ago or whatever but Conor, fuck you all.

I could actually keep going for a loooong time but I'll spare you.

<3 Call me back sometime this afternoon/evening.

[metrotextual]

OMG I WAS TOTALLY GOING TO ADD PETE TO MY LIST

he's the most incredible person ever.