Welcome to Starbucks, I'll be your Barista today - The usual?
OK so now I am working!!!
For those of you who care enough about me to read my journal will now be uber excited to know that I am now a Starbucks Barista! I work that place like no other METRO!
Surprisingly, the green apron compliments my skin tone and enhances my tan. You can Frap my Chino anytime, haha Starbucks sexual inuendo. I played with the Whipped Cream and got some pretty intense looks. Also, my new boss is the anti-bitch and all the workers understand my insulting humor and dish it out as well, it's like a dream job. Every one of you should come and visit me, I will be working mostly from 4-8pm. Mario Castro - Barista and Coffee Conoussier(sp?)!!!
But the envioronment was really stressful on my hair so i might need to buy a sephora pocket mirror for touch ups...thoughts?
Ok an how hot are the Stepford Wives, particularly Faith Hill and Bette Midler, whose music I am currently appreciating along with the bitch, Charlotte Church.
Ok so tomorrow is the Art Appreciation Week concert, i hope you are all in attendence, or you could make me cry and not show up. News brief, I will be the correspondent at Powder Puff, that means i get to be the anouncer of who gets the ball, touchdowns, basically i will be Mr. Sportcenter, probably my most masculine accomplishment, snaps for me! Now if i only understood the fucking game, let's face it i will most likely be commenting on the girl's asses, tans, hair, and uniform fitting.
Ok Prom, What can i say, Sophie, orgasmic, hair spirals, red flowers, suck, push, boy panties/thong, black, beautiful, hilarious, Sophie Sandwich, best PROM DATE EVER!!! Those in attendence that made my night Richard (napkin dab, penis light switch, panties, gay-gasmic, pecs and stripper), Val (beautiful, affectionate, wonderfulness, kickass sexy dancer), Rachel (Monster Vagina!!!, crotch touching, ticklish ;), my love), Laura (TAILS, strip, tight ass, fuckin hot guurrrlll), Kara (drunkness much), Missa (a vision in green, thin hobitch sexiness), John O'Hagan (interested in metrosexualness, stripping failure), JING (fucking hotnesss that I would cuff to the bed, tan much, hairgasmic), Hannah (no room for jesus in this dance duo), Anna (a vision in whatever she wears, amazing bodess), Monika (feeling her up apparently, shut up you loved it!, never more gorgeous), Abby (red post-its, b-e-autiful, kisses(we should engage in cheek kissing more often)how'd you get to be so sweet?), BETHANY DOTY (enough said) so many more to remember and if i did not list you it is because you are constantly in my thoughts.
Wow...i feel accomplished, and i'm employed!!
Love you all, goodnight kids!
For those of you who care enough about me to read my journal will now be uber excited to know that I am now a Starbucks Barista! I work that place like no other METRO!
Surprisingly, the green apron compliments my skin tone and enhances my tan. You can Frap my Chino anytime, haha Starbucks sexual inuendo. I played with the Whipped Cream and got some pretty intense looks. Also, my new boss is the anti-bitch and all the workers understand my insulting humor and dish it out as well, it's like a dream job. Every one of you should come and visit me, I will be working mostly from 4-8pm. Mario Castro - Barista and Coffee Conoussier(sp?)!!!
But the envioronment was really stressful on my hair so i might need to buy a sephora pocket mirror for touch ups...thoughts?
Ok an how hot are the Stepford Wives, particularly Faith Hill and Bette Midler, whose music I am currently appreciating along with the bitch, Charlotte Church.
Ok so tomorrow is the Art Appreciation Week concert, i hope you are all in attendence, or you could make me cry and not show up. News brief, I will be the correspondent at Powder Puff, that means i get to be the anouncer of who gets the ball, touchdowns, basically i will be Mr. Sportcenter, probably my most masculine accomplishment, snaps for me! Now if i only understood the fucking game, let's face it i will most likely be commenting on the girl's asses, tans, hair, and uniform fitting.
Ok Prom, What can i say, Sophie, orgasmic, hair spirals, red flowers, suck, push, boy panties/thong, black, beautiful, hilarious, Sophie Sandwich, best PROM DATE EVER!!! Those in attendence that made my night Richard (napkin dab, penis light switch, panties, gay-gasmic, pecs and stripper), Val (beautiful, affectionate, wonderfulness, kickass sexy dancer), Rachel (Monster Vagina!!!, crotch touching, ticklish ;), my love), Laura (TAILS, strip, tight ass, fuckin hot guurrrlll), Kara (drunkness much), Missa (a vision in green, thin hobitch sexiness), John O'Hagan (interested in metrosexualness, stripping failure), JING (fucking hotnesss that I would cuff to the bed, tan much, hairgasmic), Hannah (no room for jesus in this dance duo), Anna (a vision in whatever she wears, amazing bodess), Monika (feeling her up apparently, shut up you loved it!, never more gorgeous), Abby (red post-its, b-e-autiful, kisses(we should engage in cheek kissing more often)how'd you get to be so sweet?), BETHANY DOTY (enough said) so many more to remember and if i did not list you it is because you are constantly in my thoughts.
Wow...i feel accomplished, and i'm employed!!
Love you all, goodnight kids!