Jul 04, 2006 07:34
COP 1: Excuse me, sir. I hate to disturb you at this hour.
ME: Okay, well, you did. What can I do for you?
COP 1:Do you know who lives in 2315?
ME: I do.
COP 2: Is he home now, sir?
ME: I don't know. And it's a her, not a he. I'm the only guy who lives in this building.
COP 1: Oh, well, we're looking for a guy in 2315.
COP 2: Is this apartment just on this floor, or does it go upstairs as well?
ME: I don't know. Ask her.
COP 1: What is your name sir?
ME: Chris Spinato.
COP 2: Do you have ID?
ME: It's 5 am, and I'm answering the door in my boxers. Do I look like I have fucking ID?
COP 1: Sir, without ID, how do we know you're not lying?
ME: What? What the fuck? It's 5 am, and you woke me up. How do I know you're not a child molestor?