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1. What is the geekiest part of your music collection?
I am quite sure it's the best of Elvis collection, or the Frankie Valli records.
2. What do you eat when you raid the fridge late at night?
I'm really not prone to it, but probably ice cream when I am.
3. What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie?
There isn't one, since I don't think I can weep ever again.
4. If you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done?
I'd take an eraser and rub everything out.
5. Do you have a completely irrational fear?
So many irrational fears. What fear is ever more irrational than that of rejection? Or of something that you want but are afraid to ask for?
6. What is the little physical habit that gives away your insecure moments?
If you ever see me trying to hide my face like a little boy, that's usually it. I also tend to talk quite a lot when I'm nervous.
7. Are you a pyromaniac?
I find it very difficult to be maniacal, especially about fire.
8. Do you have too many love interests?
Just one is too much, and a thousand is never enough, so I think that's well enough.
9. Do you know anyone famous?
Surprisingly, yes, but I'd never ruin their reputation by naming names.
10. Describe your bed:
A very comfortable but lonely contraption.
11. Are you spontaneous or planned?
Planned to the most small detail...actually, I'm spontaneous and planned at once, if you could believe that (I'll sell you another one.)
12. Who would play you in a movie?
Currently...a fellow named Harry who I'm none too pleased with, and yes, he reads this site regularly.
13. Do you know how to play poker?
Not at all. I can never keep the suits straight.
14. What do you carry with you at all times?
Me wallet.
15. What do you miss most about being a kid?
I'd like to think that those days haven't left me yet, but if it were anything, it would be my dad.
16. Are you happy with your given name?
I'm happy with the one that my parents gave me. I am less than pleased with the one the INS gave me. Fuckers.
17. How much money would it take to get you to give up the Internet for one year?
I'm only too happy to do so, if it were practical. If I didn't need it for school, I'd just as gladly go and sell ice cream.
18. What color is your bedroom?
Wood.
19. What was the last song you were listening to?
"Subway Train", by the New York Dolls.
20. Have you ever been in a play?
Once. It wasn't a lot of fun, but nothing ever is when you're bad at it.
21. Have you ever been in love?
Well, I wonder.
22. Do you talk a lot?
It depends on if the other person is listening. Shouldn't you know this?
23. Do you like yourself and believe in yourself?
I like myself just fine, I think, and I believe that I exist, so that's something.
24. Do transient, homeless, or starving people sometimes annoy you?
No. They're poor, not bothersome. They need help, not anger.
25. Do you consider yourself to be a nice person?
Well, I try to do my best, but there's varying degrees of success.
26. Do you spend more time with your girlfriend/boyfriend or your friends?
I haven't got one, so only me friends.
27. What is your ideal marriage location?
The planet Earth would be a good start.
28. Which musical instrument do you wish you could play?
I wish I could sing. I could learn how to play anything, even well, but singing is not something you can learn.
29. Favorite fabric?
Egyptian cotton, or cashmere.
30. Something you love and hate?
Celibacy.
31. What kind of bedding do you use?
*smothered laughter* Simple white sheets, or fancy blue ones when I'm feeling luxurious.
33. What's the one language you want to learn?
I'd like to master English one day.
34. How do you eat an apple?
I bite it, chew it till it's very small, and then swallow. Repeat until you have a core. Feed that to a squirrel or some such.
35. What do you order at a bar?
Some tasty beer, or some tasty water.
36. Have you ever pierced your body parts?
No, never.
37. Do you have tattoos?
Not at this time.
38. Do you drive a stick?
I drive a car.
39. Favorite trait of the opposite sex?
Women are some of the most wonderful, challenging, bright, and funny people you could want to meet.
40. What's one trait you hate in a person?
Dishonesty.
41. What kind of watch do you wear?
So many watches, but usually it's a diamond number.
42. Most frivolous purchase?
If you own a rug, you own too much. I own three. Therefore, all purchases would be an excercise in frivolty.
43. Do you consider yourself materialistic?
No, I'm not at all. And I'll fight to the death to prove it.
44. What are you best at cooking?
I make amazing authentic Italian food, and you could ask any number of my friends if you need proof.
45. Favorite writing instrument?
I absolutely love a nice fountain pen.
46. Do you prefer to stand out or blend in?
I'd like to stand in a blender at some point. It sounds fairly exciting. Or blend in a stand.
47. Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?
Not ever.
48. What's one car you will never buy?
A Hummer. I would never, ever pay for a Hummer.
49. What kind of books do you like to read?
David Sedaris right now, but I like lots of older things usually.
50. If you won the lottery, what would you do?
I'd rebuild Sicily.
51. Burial or cremation?
I doubt my opinion matters much at that point.
52. How many online journals do you read regularly?
A few, but you know who you are.
53. What's one thing you're a loser at?
I have never won anything apart from sport, so I'd like to pursue something outside the athletic realm.
54. If you don't like a person, how do you show it?
I tell them so, and then I tell them why, and then we'll talk it out, or never talk again.
55. Do you cry in front of your friends?
I don't cry.
56. What kind of first impression do you think you give to people?
I'm very tall and thin.
57. What's one thing you like to do alone?
I love to bathe by meself.
58. Are you a giver or a taker?
Life is always taking, and I'll give it a piece of my mind.
59. When's the last time you cried?
Age 4, when my father died.
60. Favorite communication method?
In person. I'm okay over the phone, and even worse on the computer. I do enjoy communicating by any means though, so please...feel free, world.
61. How many drinks before you're tipsy?
I really think it depends on what you're drinking. I like to think that I can hold it as well as anyone, but I'd say it's an even dozen, on average.
62. Do you think you're cute?
I can be handsome, and I can be hideous, and all things in between.
63. Do you have problems changing clothes in front of friends?
I think they have a problem with me changing clothes in front of them.
I am quite sure it's the best of Elvis collection, or the Frankie Valli records.
2. What do you eat when you raid the fridge late at night?
I'm really not prone to it, but probably ice cream when I am.
3. What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie?
There isn't one, since I don't think I can weep ever again.
4. If you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done?
I'd take an eraser and rub everything out.
5. Do you have a completely irrational fear?
So many irrational fears. What fear is ever more irrational than that of rejection? Or of something that you want but are afraid to ask for?
6. What is the little physical habit that gives away your insecure moments?
If you ever see me trying to hide my face like a little boy, that's usually it. I also tend to talk quite a lot when I'm nervous.
7. Are you a pyromaniac?
I find it very difficult to be maniacal, especially about fire.
8. Do you have too many love interests?
Just one is too much, and a thousand is never enough, so I think that's well enough.
9. Do you know anyone famous?
Surprisingly, yes, but I'd never ruin their reputation by naming names.
10. Describe your bed:
A very comfortable but lonely contraption.
11. Are you spontaneous or planned?
Planned to the most small detail...actually, I'm spontaneous and planned at once, if you could believe that (I'll sell you another one.)
12. Who would play you in a movie?
Currently...a fellow named Harry who I'm none too pleased with, and yes, he reads this site regularly.
13. Do you know how to play poker?
Not at all. I can never keep the suits straight.
14. What do you carry with you at all times?
Me wallet.
15. What do you miss most about being a kid?
I'd like to think that those days haven't left me yet, but if it were anything, it would be my dad.
16. Are you happy with your given name?
I'm happy with the one that my parents gave me. I am less than pleased with the one the INS gave me. Fuckers.
17. How much money would it take to get you to give up the Internet for one year?
I'm only too happy to do so, if it were practical. If I didn't need it for school, I'd just as gladly go and sell ice cream.
18. What color is your bedroom?
Wood.
19. What was the last song you were listening to?
"Subway Train", by the New York Dolls.
20. Have you ever been in a play?
Once. It wasn't a lot of fun, but nothing ever is when you're bad at it.
21. Have you ever been in love?
Well, I wonder.
22. Do you talk a lot?
It depends on if the other person is listening. Shouldn't you know this?
23. Do you like yourself and believe in yourself?
I like myself just fine, I think, and I believe that I exist, so that's something.
24. Do transient, homeless, or starving people sometimes annoy you?
No. They're poor, not bothersome. They need help, not anger.
25. Do you consider yourself to be a nice person?
Well, I try to do my best, but there's varying degrees of success.
26. Do you spend more time with your girlfriend/boyfriend or your friends?
I haven't got one, so only me friends.
27. What is your ideal marriage location?
The planet Earth would be a good start.
28. Which musical instrument do you wish you could play?
I wish I could sing. I could learn how to play anything, even well, but singing is not something you can learn.
29. Favorite fabric?
Egyptian cotton, or cashmere.
30. Something you love and hate?
Celibacy.
31. What kind of bedding do you use?
*smothered laughter* Simple white sheets, or fancy blue ones when I'm feeling luxurious.
33. What's the one language you want to learn?
I'd like to master English one day.
34. How do you eat an apple?
I bite it, chew it till it's very small, and then swallow. Repeat until you have a core. Feed that to a squirrel or some such.
35. What do you order at a bar?
Some tasty beer, or some tasty water.
36. Have you ever pierced your body parts?
No, never.
37. Do you have tattoos?
Not at this time.
38. Do you drive a stick?
I drive a car.
39. Favorite trait of the opposite sex?
Women are some of the most wonderful, challenging, bright, and funny people you could want to meet.
40. What's one trait you hate in a person?
Dishonesty.
41. What kind of watch do you wear?
So many watches, but usually it's a diamond number.
42. Most frivolous purchase?
If you own a rug, you own too much. I own three. Therefore, all purchases would be an excercise in frivolty.
43. Do you consider yourself materialistic?
No, I'm not at all. And I'll fight to the death to prove it.
44. What are you best at cooking?
I make amazing authentic Italian food, and you could ask any number of my friends if you need proof.
45. Favorite writing instrument?
I absolutely love a nice fountain pen.
46. Do you prefer to stand out or blend in?
I'd like to stand in a blender at some point. It sounds fairly exciting. Or blend in a stand.
47. Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?
Not ever.
48. What's one car you will never buy?
A Hummer. I would never, ever pay for a Hummer.
49. What kind of books do you like to read?
David Sedaris right now, but I like lots of older things usually.
50. If you won the lottery, what would you do?
I'd rebuild Sicily.
51. Burial or cremation?
I doubt my opinion matters much at that point.
52. How many online journals do you read regularly?
A few, but you know who you are.
53. What's one thing you're a loser at?
I have never won anything apart from sport, so I'd like to pursue something outside the athletic realm.
54. If you don't like a person, how do you show it?
I tell them so, and then I tell them why, and then we'll talk it out, or never talk again.
55. Do you cry in front of your friends?
I don't cry.
56. What kind of first impression do you think you give to people?
I'm very tall and thin.
57. What's one thing you like to do alone?
I love to bathe by meself.
58. Are you a giver or a taker?
Life is always taking, and I'll give it a piece of my mind.
59. When's the last time you cried?
Age 4, when my father died.
60. Favorite communication method?
In person. I'm okay over the phone, and even worse on the computer. I do enjoy communicating by any means though, so please...feel free, world.
61. How many drinks before you're tipsy?
I really think it depends on what you're drinking. I like to think that I can hold it as well as anyone, but I'd say it's an even dozen, on average.
62. Do you think you're cute?
I can be handsome, and I can be hideous, and all things in between.
63. Do you have problems changing clothes in front of friends?
I think they have a problem with me changing clothes in front of them.