Past 2 days= awesome
so my grandparents went out of town friday... and i had band camp and then my friend kevin picked me up after camp.. and we went to the mall.. where i talkded to teresa.. who is the coolest red headeded bisexual i ever met... but anyway... so then we went to eat chinese. and of course kevin got sick... but then.. sorry i had to take a brief drink laugh break... so then.. we got back here to dover.. and ummm.... oh yeah.. we went to pick kevins mom up and while we were drivin there kevin is rubbin his eye.. and there is a car in front of us and kevin isn't stopping.. and i am like kevin... stop.. and then he slams on the brakes and then says.. "whoa now i know my ABC's..." no just kiddin.. he said.. "now i know why they say depth perception is worse with one eye covered" so we almost died....
then we got home and went to the wellsville carnival.. and met magan K and amy k... but they are not sisters... and then we rode rides.. and saw a lady who spun around and sounded like a chainsaw.. then we went to buy marshmallows and megan k is like..." whoa i found a cell phone.." and she really did.. so she lookds through the phone book on the cell phone and found colby and baby.. so i called baby.. and i was like hello is this baby... and HE!!!! says.. yeah dis my fone... i mean dis my grrls fone,,, and i said " oh this is ur girls phone" and he said yeah how u get this... and i said i found it at the parking lot in wellsville.. and he says oh okay go return it to amanda.. she at the care bears stand... and i was like ok... so we did..
then we went around and went to Kralltown Elem. and broke a tree.. and then we stripped it of leaves.. and i put leaves in my dads.. mailbox.. and then we turned around and went and hit the mailbox.. thendrove off really quick. then we went to megan k.'s dad's howse...and proceeded to take off the no outlet sign.. but the bottom screw was to rusteded.. so we took the top one off and spinned it around upside down... then drove off really quickly again.. and then stoppped in the middle of the road and then a car came really fast behind us then we screamed and drove off fast.. again.. and then we pulled into a drivewayand turned around. and saw megan k do a 17 and a 1/2 point turn.. and then went home..
...the next day... we slept til 11 and then heather hung up on us.. then we got showerres and went to Addieieieieie's party...16... and then we played cards.. and then kevin got me a swim suit.. and swam then peg (kevins momma) went out and bought us a case of mikes hard lemonade.. then we went and drank a lil back at adies... then we went to heathers and got stuff"" and then went to excitement video and bought rollerballed.. hillarious but ill get to that lata..
and then we went and bought cigarettes.. it is my one slipp... ill quit again tomorrow.. and then went to blymeyer hollow.. and drove around .. and then saw a truck and went and asked for conedick.. and got his number.. for heather.. of course. duh. and then we had to drive around for reception then me and both heathers got on top of the car.. and kevin drove us around.. and it was scary.. and then we went back to da clearing where the truck was.. but it wasn't.. so we smoked stuff.. and then let heathers in the car.. and drove around with me and kevin on top of it.. and then i got bushwhacked b/c of heather.. and then she tried to kill me.. and then we went on the highway.. and i was high.. and so was heather #2...and we got the munchies and cottonmouth so we bought water.. FIJI WATER.. and munchies.. duh...
then we came home and watched ROLLERBALLED.. it was the funniest porn ever.. and the girls kept making noises when thier lips werent' moving. and when their lips did move they were silent.. and yeah.. that was like the funnerest 2 days of mylife here so far.. woot woot.. and now i am drinking mre mike's.. and me and kevin are laughing our asses off... and it is so hard for me to type.. and but it is so funny.. but i am tired kinda.. so later all who luv me...................
mike-e
then we got home and went to the wellsville carnival.. and met magan K and amy k... but they are not sisters... and then we rode rides.. and saw a lady who spun around and sounded like a chainsaw.. then we went to buy marshmallows and megan k is like..." whoa i found a cell phone.." and she really did.. so she lookds through the phone book on the cell phone and found colby and baby.. so i called baby.. and i was like hello is this baby... and HE!!!! says.. yeah dis my fone... i mean dis my grrls fone,,, and i said " oh this is ur girls phone" and he said yeah how u get this... and i said i found it at the parking lot in wellsville.. and he says oh okay go return it to amanda.. she at the care bears stand... and i was like ok... so we did..
then we went around and went to Kralltown Elem. and broke a tree.. and then we stripped it of leaves.. and i put leaves in my dads.. mailbox.. and then we turned around and went and hit the mailbox.. thendrove off really quick. then we went to megan k.'s dad's howse...and proceeded to take off the no outlet sign.. but the bottom screw was to rusteded.. so we took the top one off and spinned it around upside down... then drove off really quickly again.. and then stoppped in the middle of the road and then a car came really fast behind us then we screamed and drove off fast.. again.. and then we pulled into a drivewayand turned around. and saw megan k do a 17 and a 1/2 point turn.. and then went home..
...the next day... we slept til 11 and then heather hung up on us.. then we got showerres and went to Addieieieieie's party...16... and then we played cards.. and then kevin got me a swim suit.. and swam then peg (kevins momma) went out and bought us a case of mikes hard lemonade.. then we went and drank a lil back at adies... then we went to heathers and got stuff"" and then went to excitement video and bought rollerballed.. hillarious but ill get to that lata..
and then we went and bought cigarettes.. it is my one slipp... ill quit again tomorrow.. and then went to blymeyer hollow.. and drove around .. and then saw a truck and went and asked for conedick.. and got his number.. for heather.. of course. duh. and then we had to drive around for reception then me and both heathers got on top of the car.. and kevin drove us around.. and it was scary.. and then we went back to da clearing where the truck was.. but it wasn't.. so we smoked stuff.. and then let heathers in the car.. and drove around with me and kevin on top of it.. and then i got bushwhacked b/c of heather.. and then she tried to kill me.. and then we went on the highway.. and i was high.. and so was heather #2...and we got the munchies and cottonmouth so we bought water.. FIJI WATER.. and munchies.. duh...
then we came home and watched ROLLERBALLED.. it was the funniest porn ever.. and the girls kept making noises when thier lips werent' moving. and when their lips did move they were silent.. and yeah.. that was like the funnerest 2 days of mylife here so far.. woot woot.. and now i am drinking mre mike's.. and me and kevin are laughing our asses off... and it is so hard for me to type.. and but it is so funny.. but i am tired kinda.. so later all who luv me...................
mike-e