Fic: You Can('t) Fuck When You're Dead

[methylethyl]

Title: You Can('t) Fuck When You're Dead
Author: methylethyl 
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Even as ghosts, all Brian and Justin want to do is fuck. Sadly, fate seems to disagree with this idea...
Timeline: Post S5, though there aren't any spoilers past S4.
Disclaimer: QAF & Co. does not belong to me.

Comments

[j525]

That is so cruel, I laughed so hard at the ending I almost peed my pants LMFAO. :)

[methylethyl]

I'm so glad that you take pleasure in their pain. *g*

[adoringaudience]

This might very possibly be the best thing I read this year so far. What a genius idea. And perfect execution. Funny, witty, the dialog was spot-on, and above all so amazingly IC. This one is going on my rec list.

[methylethyl]

Well, thank you! We aren't far into the year, but I still take it as a high compliment.

I have no idea where this idea came from. I wanted to do something with the "ghost" prompt on queer_as_fics, but I knew that everyone was going to go with cliched, sad, creepy, negative stuff. So I thought to myself, "Self, how can death be funny?"

Anyway, thanks so much for your kind review. I always, always, always appreciate feedback!

[adoringaudience]

No, I have to thank YOU. I want to say so much more, but I need to do it in a pm.

[adoringaudience]

BTW, this:
So I thought to myself, "Self, how can death be funny?"
is something Willow would say. :D

Sorry, it was off-topic.

[faramirhaldir]

This was great! LOL! I laughed out loud at the last line. Only Brian and Justin. : D

[methylethyl]

Thanks! You can just see it happening, can't you? *g*

(Also, great icon.)

[specialj67]

This has to be one of the more original premises for a story, and one of the most hilarious denial/delayed gratification stories I've read. I loved it from beginning:

Justin thinks about being annoyed, but then he has another thought. "Hey-we can fuck raw now!"

Brian grins, and then tugs him by the collar of his shirt. "C'mon, let's go find a somewhat horizontal surface in a highly crowded location, remove our clothing and have sexual relations. I can't wait to get my dick in your tight little dead ass."

"This brings a whole new meaning to rigor mortis," Justin says happily.

to end:

Vic has a feeling that they're going to get their motherfucking orgasm-and many, many more.

That is, after they pass through their obligatory seven-day abstinence period to fully move on to the next world.

I do so enjoy and completely believe that seven days with no sex would be the ultimate punishment for these two. Heh.

[methylethyl]

Well, thank you! It's amazing, the twisted things that can arise from my mind, sometimes...

I suppose you can think of it as a kind of purgatory, for them. I can't even imagine trying to write the fic where they're actually trying to remain celibate for seven days, instead of just having their fucks interrupted. Oh, dear. I think Brian might go off to the deep end, a bit.

[yvonnereid]

I really laughed at this alot,poor Brian and Justin lol,this was great,I loved it :)
Huge hugs,Vonnie x

[methylethyl]

Thanks! I do feel a little bit bad for them--especially Justin, who's going to be stuck with Brian for another seven days before they can get laid. Boy. I can't imagine what a bear Brian's going to be like on day thirteen...

[yvonnereid]

Just think about how hard and fast they will fuck when they get past those days...thats what got me to go sleep last night lol.

Seriously,I loved this alot hon :)
Huge hugs,Vonnie x

[methylethyl]

Enough to consider me for that mysterious "prize in the mail"? :D

*fingers crossed*