May 01, 2005 16:16
He never really liked eating Ramen Noodles on saturdays, it just so happened it's what was on the menu. Drew and Tangerine Bob came to the old coffee shop for lunch once a week after t-ball practice and Drew always ordered a grilled cheese while Bob, Tangerine Bob that is, was always compelled to order the chefs special; Which sometimes was the most delightful thing he had ever eaten and other times it was mearely dressed up ramen noodles.
T-ball was just fine, they avoided another ass-whipping by the Gophers 3 to 1, and managed to even gain the respect of Gopher coach Willits the big smelly fearsome ex-trucker who really likes Twinkies on an unwholesome level. They had a few issues with their team, nine players/eight uniforms for starters. Second, their crazy fun games for the fans; "Keep the beachball going or die."
They decided to go home to kick back and watch a dvd. The taxi let them off at their place, 1/2 Tare Row. A crazy looking old lady stopped them on the way to the elevator lift. "Don't use the elevator, its a gateway to a far off land, a land you two could not possibly fathom or handle. Where trolls, wizards, and sprites lurk!" Drew cold cocked the old bitch in the mouth and said, "now you can be the first to see a fairy, the tooth fairy," and high-fived Tangerine Bob. Tangerine Bob laughed but part of him wanted to take the steps up to their apt.