The twelfth day of Chirstmas is more than 24 days away, but still

[methodius]

I rather liked it...

On the twelfth day of Christmas, methodius sent to me...

Twelve celestials drumming
Eleven beatniks piping
Ten balkans a-leaping
Nine aics dancing
Eight monasteries a-milking
Seven trains a-writing
Six beats a-copyediting
Five hi-i-i-istoric places
Four zionist churches
Three ethiopian churches
Two holy fools
...and a pacifism in a stationery.