Sinister coincidence?

[methodius]

seraphim recently commented on his dislike of conspiracy theories just when I thought I had come up with a good one!

Has anyone yet remarked upon the sinister coincidence of the release of the
the film "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban" and President George
Bush's announcement of plans to demolish and rebuild the prison of Abugaram?

Has the Minister of Magic, Donald Rumsfeld, slipped up in failing to conceal
the activities of the dementors from the eyes of muggles?

While it is not quite clear whether the name of the prison in question is
Azkaban, Abugaram or Abu Graib, can there be any doubt that the release of the
film at this juncture is a sinister conspiracy to derail the reelection
campaign of George W. Bush?

While all eyes were on Cannes, nobody appeared to notice the deadly dagger
pointed at the soft underbelly of the USA and its president.

Beware of the men on black hippogriffs!