IHOP
so, tabetha and john are dating, this is important so i can tell what went down. they were haveing sex after some drinking in her room and i over heard it, so today at the health club...
me: so the other night you two were making a lot of noise
john: ya, we realized that afterwords
(tabetha starts to blush and hides her face)
me: thats how i knew that we would be able to stay room mates, hearing her didnt get me going at all.
(tabetha snorts a little)
john: shouldnt i be embarased too?
me: no, you should be proud!
then later, the waitress likes jameson, our other friend, she picks up his plate...
john: she tried for eye contact
jameson: shut up
me: you should have fucked her with your eyes
the rest of the church rush around us starts to whisper and get upset
jameson: i should fuck you in the neck with my elbow.
good times. good times.
oh and then... at the bowling alley we call back when balls are stuck in lanes, i called back
me: two balls stuck in my pants, two balls stuck in my pants
my manager was the mechanic, he didnt think it was too funny.
me: so the other night you two were making a lot of noise
john: ya, we realized that afterwords
(tabetha starts to blush and hides her face)
me: thats how i knew that we would be able to stay room mates, hearing her didnt get me going at all.
(tabetha snorts a little)
john: shouldnt i be embarased too?
me: no, you should be proud!
then later, the waitress likes jameson, our other friend, she picks up his plate...
john: she tried for eye contact
jameson: shut up
me: you should have fucked her with your eyes
the rest of the church rush around us starts to whisper and get upset
jameson: i should fuck you in the neck with my elbow.
good times. good times.
oh and then... at the bowling alley we call back when balls are stuck in lanes, i called back
me: two balls stuck in my pants, two balls stuck in my pants
my manager was the mechanic, he didnt think it was too funny.