Metallic Champange
uh, Snape/Quirrel SLASH?!?!!?!?!?!
oh! awesome line from Wizard People, Dear Reader....
"Harry overtakes the staircase like a well oiled gazelle"
and from Lemony Snicket
"Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems,in case they are ever trapped inan elevator"
genious