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General Principles Concerning How to Fix Things
I. Try the Magic Touch.
II. Try Duct Tape.
III. Try Hitting It.
IV. Try Praying.
V. Try Just Leaving It Alone For a Bit.
VI. Try Something Absolutely Random.
VII. Try Sleeping (if Not Already Tried under V.).
VIII. Try to Get Somebody Else to Fix It.
IX. Try Reading the Manual.
X. Try Hitting it Harder (esp. with a Shovel).
XI. Try the Gordian Knot Universal Solution (viz. Cutting It In Half)
Disclaimer: We claim no responsability for any harm occured in applying these methods. These methods should only be employed by trained professionals. These methods will not fix everything; in particular, with the possible exception of Principles I-V-VI (and perhaps II), they will not fix relationships.
I. Try the Magic Touch.
II. Try Duct Tape.
III. Try Hitting It.
IV. Try Praying.
V. Try Just Leaving It Alone For a Bit.
VI. Try Something Absolutely Random.
VII. Try Sleeping (if Not Already Tried under V.).
VIII. Try to Get Somebody Else to Fix It.
IX. Try Reading the Manual.
X. Try Hitting it Harder (esp. with a Shovel).
XI. Try the Gordian Knot Universal Solution (viz. Cutting It In Half)
Disclaimer: We claim no responsability for any harm occured in applying these methods. These methods should only be employed by trained professionals. These methods will not fix everything; in particular, with the possible exception of Principles I-V-VI (and perhaps II), they will not fix relationships.