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Jun 30, 2005 23:46

dear heartless barbarians of the east side,

what the heck is the deal?

perhaps you are building a fake robot with my stuff. maybe my previous car is the body upon which is mounted, as a facsimile left eye, my beloved old pioneer cd player (a gift from my sister, no less!). opposite of that, providing the all-important stereoscopic vision, you have my OTHER beloved pioneer cd player. simply glue the 300+ CDs that you stole from me in creative patterns and you've got a pretty good fake robot!

what i don't understand is why you needed to take my brand new, ultra-appreciated, sony x-plod cd/mp3 player. are you planning a robot nose? a cybertronic, alien crunching mouth? perhaps a photon torpedo launcher.

i will find you

and make you hurt.

sincerely,

eric who has been robbed WAY too many times.
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