couldn't love you more. you got a beautiful taste...

[metermind]

i accidentally swallowed some natural citrus listerine.
naturally, i coughed up a lung and gagged for 5 minutes.
what have i learned? to pay attention when i use listerine®.

Comments

[lisalisamarie]

how many times have we been over this? you swish the listerine and then spit it out. you don't drink it.

[metermind]

if they don't want me to drink it, then why do they make it taste so much like fresh oranges and turpentine?

[lisalisamarie]

i know, i know...none of us can resist the taste of turpentine, but you need to try.

[metermind]

whats that you say? i need to try turpentine? which flavor do you recommend?

(please say cool mint. please say cool mint. please say cool mint...)

[lisalisamarie]

Cool Mint Turpentine? Now you're just being gross. I was thinking along the lines of Banana Turpentine.