The ceiling's low, the walls are thin.

[meteorspark]

Okay, so. Y'know. I'm cool and also my new goal in life is to get Famine to not hate me anymore.

And thus...

SPAM ME. PLEASE.

Typists, puppets, whoever, whatever. I don't really care. Just do it.

Comments

[black_famine]

*arches an eyebrow* More spam? Oh, all right.

...and for the record, I don't hate you. Which is not to say I don't to some extent dislike you, but - [Typist: *thwaps* Be nice!] ...*clears throat*

[meteorspark]

Spam is fun! Well, sort of. Except when you have way too many icons and you're trying to use all of them and then you collapse and die a horrible death because you're so tired of iconspamming. ...right.

...oh, good! *beams* Hey. What's so bad about me?

[black_famine]

*blinks* ...I'll...take your word for it.

...well, the whole fangirl thing is...rather frightening.

[meteorspark]

Good idea. I don't suppose you'd know much about iconspamming. Er. How are you today?

...I'm really very sorry about that. I'm trying to get over it. Really, I am!

[black_famine]

No, not very much at all. *blink* I'm well, I suppose. Quite well, considering we're home again.

...well, all right.

[meteorspark]

Oh, well! *bounces* Umm. Yes! That's good. :D Because it also means that your typist is home. ♥

...yes. It's very difficult, though. You're far too easy to like.

[black_famine]

*nod* It does. And it means she won't have limited access to a computer...and it also means I can easily get to where Pollution is if need be.

...am I? *blink* I wasn't aware.

[meteorspark]

Yes. That's the best part of it. And she won't be getting kicked off every two seconds.

...yes, you are. I'm trying desperately to think of a reason not to like you. Any ideas?

[black_famine]

Indeed. That was...annoying.

...how about the minor detail that I'm the personification of one of the world's worst, most persistant problems and the cause of millions of deaths?

[meteorspark]

Very annoying. *flails* I don't really appreciate my Maja disappearing constantly. So. Er. Right. Did you know, she doesn't like coffee? Isn't that horrible?

...oh. Yes. But. I already knew that. It's Meta who's all conflicted about that, not me. I mean... any glaring personality flaws?

[black_famine]

I did, as a matter of fact. I think it's ridiculous. How does one not like coffee?

...you're asking a Horseman of the Apocalypse to give you...personality flaws.

[meteorspark]

It's terrible. And I really have no idea. It's... it's... it's coffee. It's tasty! And it wakes you up! And it comes in disposable cups with green mermaid logos on the side -- ...well, some of it does.

...yes? That bad? I'm just trying to think of a reason not to like you. *nod*

[black_famine]

*raises an eyebrow* I'll agree with you on the first few statements.

...well, I'm just...not used to people actively seeking out reasons to dislike me. Let alone personality flaws.

[meteorspark]

...I'm from Seattle, Famine. All of my coffee really does come in disposable cups with green mermaid logos on the sides.

...I'm sorry. I don't really want to dislike you. But if my not fangirling you will make you stop disliking me... yeah.

[black_famine]

*shrug* All right.

...well, you're welcome to...continue fangirling, I suppose...as long as you don't show it in...ways like that. Yes.

[meteorspark]

*nods* It's good, though! Best vanilla lattes ever. For serious.

...ooh, really? Um, what ways am I not allowed to show it in?