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I awoke to the sound of my alarm clock, powered by the Public Power Monopoly, regulated by the US department of energy. I then took a shower in the clean water provided by the municipal water utility. I then turned on the TV to one of the FCC regulated channels to see what the Weather Service of the National Oceographic and Atmospheric Administration determined the weather would be like using satellites designed, built and launched by the NASA. I did this while eating my breakfast of US Department of Agriculture inspected food and taking drugs determined safe by the Federal Drug Administration.
At a time that has been kept accurate by the National Institute of Standards and Technology and the US Naval Observatory, I got into my National Highway Traffic Safety Administration approved automobile and set out to work on roads built and maintained by local, state and federal departments of transportation. I checked my mail delivered by the US Postal Service and dropped the kids of at public school.
After work I drove my NHTSA car on DOT roads back home, which has not burned down because of state and local building codes and a fire marshal’s inspection. My house has not been plundered in my absence because of the local police department.
I then log onto the internet which was developed by the Defense Advanced Research Projects Administration and post on the Fox News forum that health care = socialism.
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I awoke to the sound of my alarm clock, powered by the Public Power Monopoly, regulated by the US department of energy. I then took a shower in the clean water provided by the municipal water utility. I then turned on the TV to one of the FCC regulated channels to see what the Weather Service of the National Oceographic and Atmospheric Administration determined the weather would be like using satellites designed, built and launched by the NASA. I did this while eating my breakfast of US Department of Agriculture inspected food and taking drugs determined safe by the Federal Drug Administration.
At a time that has been kept accurate by the National Institute of Standards and Technology and the US Naval Observatory, I got into my National Highway Traffic Safety Administration approved automobile and set out to work on roads built and maintained by local, state and federal departments of transportation. I checked my mail delivered by the US Postal Service and dropped the kids of at public school.
After work I drove my NHTSA car on DOT roads back home, which has not burned down because of state and local building codes and a fire marshal’s inspection. My house has not been plundered in my absence because of the local police department.
I then log onto the internet which was developed by the Defense Advanced Research Projects Administration and post on the Fox News forum that health care = socialism.
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