Fanfiction Masterpost
For those of you too lazy to dig through my previous entries and tags, my stories now come in a lovely alphabetical form! If at any point you see a linking error or whatever here, let me know so I can fix it!
Alternate copies of all of these fics may also be found here at AO3, with the exception of comment fics written for Five Acts that are posted elsewhere. The comment fics are not on AO3.
BTVS
Title: With a Whimper
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 708
Pairing: Spike/Willow, hinted Xander/Willow
Genre: Apocalyptic/post-apocalyptic
Warnings: OOC (but with an explanation!), major character death
Summary: Of the Scoobies, Willow was the only one not to get sick. Written for Five Acts for dulcedeusex with the prompt dystopia.
Doctor Who/Torchwood
Title: All That Matters
Rating: G
Word Count: 207
Characters: Doctor, TARDIS (Idris)
Summary: The Doctor's family hasn't been conventional for years, and there's only one member who has ever been constant to him. Written for who_contest
Title: Birds of a Feather
Rating: G
Word count: 314
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Summary: Jack and Ianto suddenly sprout wings. Written for Five Acts for whiteraven1606 with the prompt wing!fic.
Title: End of Days
Rating: PG
Word count: 499
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Summary: Jack, Ianto, Owen, and Rhys are trying to survive the apocalypse, one of them less so than the others. Written for Five Acts for starlingthefool with the prompt apocalypse.
Title: Holographic Wolf
Rating: PG
Word Count: 3066
Pairings: The Doctor (10)/Rose; Jack/Ianto
Warnings: Complete disregard of 11th Doctor canon and the second Master arc; mentally unstable character
Summary: After years without Rose, the Doctor comes up with a way to bring her back. Well…sort of. In typical Doctor fashion, however, he fails to think of the repercussions of a TARDIS-generated Rose.
Title: Remember
Rating: PG
Word Count: 459
Characters: The Doctor (11)/Rory, past Amy/Rory
Warnings: Character death of a major character described in little detail
Summary: They both know that no one can be together forever. Written for shibbi
Title: Running
Rating: G
Genre: Character study; angst
Word Count: 459
Characters/Pairing: Amy, Rory; Amy/Rory
Summary: Amy has always been running away. Written for
who_contest
Title: The Doctor Lies
Rating: PG
Word Count: 866
Pairings/Characters: The Doctor, Jack, Rose, Amy, Rory
Genre: Character study
Summary: He lies to his companions for a good reason, but that doesn't mean he doesn't regret it.
Title: The (Official) TARDIS Souvenir
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1067
Characters: The Doctor (11), Melody Pond, Sarah Jane, Martha Jones, Mickey Smith, Jack Harkness, Face of Boe, The Doctor (10), Susan Foreman
Summary: Exposure to the Time Vortex during her conception resulted in Melody Pond becoming half Time Lord. This only serves to give the TARDIS ideas...Written in response to this prompt for Free-For-All Friday at comment_fic
Title: Two Roads Diverged in a Yellow Wood
Rating: PG
Word count: 732
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Summary: After Ianto's death, Jack merely survives. Written for Five Acts for aboutbunnies with the prompts first meeting, and being on the run.
Title: What Doesn't Kill You...
Rating: PG
Word Count: 813
Characters: Jack, Death
Summary: Death has been waiting for this day for a very, very long time.
Harry Potter
Title: All The Little Children
Rating: PG
Word count: 435
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Summary: Every time one saw the other with Harry, he couldn't but think that the other would make a wonderful father. Written for Five Acts for tasty_boots with the prompt fatherhood/good with children.
Merlin BBC
Title: The King's Punishment
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1900
Pairings/Characters: Arthur/Merlin, Uther
Genre: Hurt/comfort, angst
Warnings: Physical punishment (lashing), punishment performed before an audience, punishment performed by an amateur, blood
Summary: After inciting the king's displeasure, Merlin has to be lashed...and Arthur has to be the one to do it. Arthur finds himself coming to several realizations due to the punishment he and Merlin have received. Written for Remix Redux 10 as a remix of Two loves I have, of comfort and despair. by rufflefeather.
NCIS
Title: Courting Gifts
Rating: PG
Word Count: 739
Pairings/Characters: Gibbs/DiNozzo, McGee
Summary: Tony keeps receiving coffee, and he's not quite sure what is going on.
Title: Hidden Depths
Rating: PG
Word count: 400
Pairing: Gibbs/DiNozzo and past!Gibbs/DiNozzo
Summary: There's more to DiNozzo than anyone knows, even Gibbs. Written for Five Acts for heeroluva with the prompt brains/smarts.
Title: I'll Be Home For Christmas
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,071
Pairings/Characters: Gibbs/Tony, Gibbs/Shannon, implied Gibbs/Jenny
Genre: Supernatural/Angst
Warnings: Past character death, minor religious themes, mention of het
Summary: Tony always comes home every Christmas, but this Christmas will be his last. Written for Day 5 of tibbs_yuletide
Title: Life After Death
Rating: PG
Word Count: 2,565
Characters / Pairings: Gibbs/Tony, smidgen of Gibbs/Shannon, Kate, Mike Franks, Shannon Gibbs, Kelly Gibbs
Genre / Category: Supernatural
Warnings: Violence, not-really character death, odd perceptions of afterlife
Summary: It started with a dream, only Tony doesn’t think it was just a dream. Now he has strange books appearing on his bed, he’s seeing a dead woman, and everyone seems to be wearing costumes. Written for Day 10 of
tibbs_yuletide
Title: Temptation
Rating: PG
Word count: 395
Pairing: unrequited!Gibbs/DiNozzo
Summary: No other man but Gibbs was allowed to have Tony, but why would Tony want Gibbs? Written for Five Acts for sarkywoman with the prompt possessiveness/jealousy.
Title: The Golden Rules
Rating: PG
Word Count: 684
Characters: OFC, OFC, DiNozzo, Gibbs
Warnings: Talk of an agent shot in the line of duty
Summary: Gibbs' rules are still in effect, years after he's left NCIS.
Title: UNYKORN SPACE
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 296
Characters / Pairings: (platonic?)Abby/McGee/Unicorn, Gibbs, Tony, Vance, Abby, Ziva, Palmer, Ducky, McGee, random unicorn
Genre / Category: Bad fic, humor, crack
Warnings: Beware of everything you see in bad fics, character death, equal opportunity character bashing (Sorry!), stereotyping (Sorry!), and innuendo.
Summary: There's a unicorn outside. From SPACE! Written for the Bad Fic challenge for
ncis_verse, and winner of First Place for Best Bad Fic and Second Place for OMG, RLY? Did you just write that?!
Sherlock BBC
Title: At A Distance
Rating: G
Word Count: 631
Pairings/Characters: Mycroft, Sherlock
Summary: As Mycroft gains power and influence in the world, he finds himself losing it in regards to his brother. Written for Round 3 of
thegameison_sh, for the prompt 'lost and found'.
Title: Cup of Tea
Rating: PG
Word Count: 907
Pairings/Characters: Mycroft/Lestrade
Warnings: Deaths of minor characters, a bad car accident
Summary: Mycroft has his routines: work and a cup of tea. Then it all changes. Written for this prompt at
sherlockbbc_fic.
Title: How Sherlock Greeted the Coming Apocalypse
Rating: M
Word Count: 3553
Pairings: Sherlock/John, Sherlock/Jim, Mycroft/Lestrade, Jim/Moran, John/Moran, Sherlock/Molly, Sherlock/others
Genre: Apocalpse, crack
Warnings: Explicit sexual content, bloodplay, object insertion, roleplay, spanking, orgy, implied character death
Summary: There were five times John stumbled across Sherlock either greeting the coming apocalypse or cleaning up after doing so. After the stated day of the apocalpyse, John then discovers Sherlock in his bed, determined to
cement a relationship before their deaths. Written for
maryavatar, for Apocalyptothon 2011
Title: Molly's Cat
Rating: G
Word Count: 615
Pairings/Characters: Molly, Moriarty, Moran, Molly's cat
Warnings: Theft of a pet by an ex
Summary: Molly's cat, Toby, disappears, much to her dismay. Written for Round 2 of thegameison_sh, for the prompt 'out of the ordinary'.
Title: The Many Disguises of the Holmes Family
Rating: G
Word Count: 748
Pairings/Characters: John, Mycroft
Warnings: Justified OOC behavior
Summary: Sherlock didn't develop his undercover abilities overnight. Written for Round 1 of
thegameison_sh, for the prompt 'undercover'.
Star Trek Reboot
Title: Birdy Blues
Rating: R
Word count: 580
Pairing: Kirk/Bones (friendship)
Genre: Supernatural
Warnings: One tiny expletive
Summary: Jim has a rather feathery secret. Written for Five Acts for lunar47 with the prompt animal themes: physical transformation.
Title: Coming Home
Rating: G
Word count: 386
Pairing: Kirk/Spock
Genre: Hurt/comfort
Summary: When Jim comes home after being gone for years, he immediately falls into bed. Written for ksrelativity , with the prompts childhood bedroom, a holo, mandatory leave after 5-year mission, and turning telepathic.
Title: Endings and Beginnings
Rating: G
Word Count: 1154
Pairing: Bones/hypospray/booze, Kirk/McCoy friendship
Genre: Academy!era, borderline crack/humor, hurt/comfort
Summary: Jim finds Bones curled up on his bed, absolutely depressed and certain that the only relationship he’s ever have is that of a threesome with his booze and his hypospray. For the first time in ages, Jim finds himself actually concerned about another person. Written for cannedebonbon for happy_trekmas.
Title: First Meeting
Rating: G
Word count: 614
Pairing: Kirk/Spock
Summary: When Jim first met Spock, he hadn't even taken the Kobayashi Maru yet. Written for ksrelativity , with the prompts alien farm, nebula, Academy expulsion, and sunburn.
Title: Here There Be Dragons
Artist: cannedebonbon
Link to Art: Here
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 8274
Pairing: Gen., Kirk/Spock implied/preslash
Warnings: Violence, mild language
Summary: When asked to be beta testers for Starfleet's latest in simulation technology, Bones, Jim, and Spock quickly discover a problem: Uhura's missing, taken by a dragon. Will the boys be able to find and rescue her in time? Written for trekreversebang.
Title: The Life and Times of Nyota Uhura
Artist: teacandles
Link to Art: Here
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 7184
Pairings: mild Uhura/Spock and Scotty/Uhura, mild implied Kirk/Spock
Warnings: offscreen OC character death, mild violence, mild language, sexual references
Summary: When she was a child, her uncle had been a large part of her life. Even when she’s an adult, she still can’t help but follow in his footsteps. Written for trekreversebang as a last-minute pinch hit.
Stargate Atlantis
Title: Of Men and Reapers
Rating: PG
Word count: 239
Pairing: Sheppard/McKay
Genre: Humor
Warnings: AU
Summary: Of all the things Lieutenant Colonel John Sheppard expected upon his death...this wasn't it. Written for Five Acts for tipitina with the prompt AU.
The Walking Dead
Title: A Dying Breed
Rating: R
Word Count: 1516
Pairings/Characters: Daryl/unspecified males, Daryl Dixon, Merle Dixon
Warnings: Suspected homophobia, explicit language, mention of drug possession, disturbing imagery, death of minor characters, implied cannibalism, abandonment of a mentally incapacitated person, implied mercy killing of a mentally incapacitated person
Summary: Daryl has always had to hide who he really is, except for a few rare occasions. That all changes when Merle bursts in with the news that the dead are walking. Written for queer_fest, for the prompt 'Any fandom, any characters, Post-apocalyptic. You thought being queer sucked when there were six billion humans, a reasonably steady supply of food and water, and *zero* hordes of ravening undead.'
Title: How Beside the Dying Fire REALLY Happened
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1643
Pairings/Characters: Glenn/Daryl, Rick Grimes, Lori Grimes, Carl Grimes, Herschel Greene, Carol Peletier, T-Dog, Andrea
Genre: Crack/humor
Warnings: Mild language, spoilers for episode 2x12 and 2x13
Summary: Walkers are approaching the farm, Shane is dead, and--T-Dog! What in the world are you doing?! Written for this prompt at
twd_kinkmeme, which roughly boils down to T-Dog dancing naked with a PRIDE flag.
X-Men: First Class
Title: The Reason Why Erik is Banned from the Kitchen and All Cooking Stores
Rating: PG
Word Count: 330
Pairings/Characters: Erik Lensherr (Magneto), Charles Xavier, Raven Darkholme (Mystique), Emma Frost
Genre: Crack/humor
Summary: Erik was experiencing something he hadn't felt in years: boredom. Written at the urging of heeroluva, and inspired by this.
Crossovers
Title: The Origins of Luggage
Fandoms: Beauty and the Beast/Discworld
Rating: G
Word count: 356
Characters: The Luggage
Warnings: Human-to-tree transformation
Summary: In the beginning, there was a gardener whose master had an unfortunate encounter with a witch. This is his story. Inspired, in part, by this thread.
Title: On the Outside Looking In
Fandoms: Doctor Who/Stargate Atlantis
Rating: PG
Word count: 2993
Characters: John Sheppard, The Doctor, Amy Pond, River Song
Spoilers: For season 6 of Doctor Who, specifically the Doctor’s Wife
Warnings: Minor violence, temporary character death
Summary: He knew he never should have made this last stop. Then he wouldn’t be dead, or Ascended, or fixing whatever the hell the Alterrans did to his poor TARDIS. Written for
auctorial for
xover_exchange, for the prompt (highlight to read): "Sheppard is actually a Time Lord, and Atlantis is his TARDIS".
Alternate copies of all of these fics may also be found here at AO3, with the exception of comment fics written for Five Acts that are posted elsewhere. The comment fics are not on AO3.
BTVS
Title: With a Whimper
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 708
Pairing: Spike/Willow, hinted Xander/Willow
Genre: Apocalyptic/post-apocalyptic
Warnings: OOC (but with an explanation!), major character death
Summary: Of the Scoobies, Willow was the only one not to get sick. Written for Five Acts for dulcedeusex with the prompt dystopia.
Doctor Who/Torchwood
Title: All That Matters
Rating: G
Word Count: 207
Characters: Doctor, TARDIS (Idris)
Summary: The Doctor's family hasn't been conventional for years, and there's only one member who has ever been constant to him. Written for who_contest
Title: Birds of a Feather
Rating: G
Word count: 314
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Summary: Jack and Ianto suddenly sprout wings. Written for Five Acts for whiteraven1606 with the prompt wing!fic.
Title: End of Days
Rating: PG
Word count: 499
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Summary: Jack, Ianto, Owen, and Rhys are trying to survive the apocalypse, one of them less so than the others. Written for Five Acts for starlingthefool with the prompt apocalypse.
Title: Holographic Wolf
Rating: PG
Word Count: 3066
Pairings: The Doctor (10)/Rose; Jack/Ianto
Warnings: Complete disregard of 11th Doctor canon and the second Master arc; mentally unstable character
Summary: After years without Rose, the Doctor comes up with a way to bring her back. Well…sort of. In typical Doctor fashion, however, he fails to think of the repercussions of a TARDIS-generated Rose.
Title: Remember
Rating: PG
Word Count: 459
Characters: The Doctor (11)/Rory, past Amy/Rory
Warnings: Character death of a major character described in little detail
Summary: They both know that no one can be together forever. Written for shibbi
Title: Running
Rating: G
Genre: Character study; angst
Word Count: 459
Characters/Pairing: Amy, Rory; Amy/Rory
Summary: Amy has always been running away. Written for
who_contest
Title: The Doctor Lies
Rating: PG
Word Count: 866
Pairings/Characters: The Doctor, Jack, Rose, Amy, Rory
Genre: Character study
Summary: He lies to his companions for a good reason, but that doesn't mean he doesn't regret it.
Title: The (Official) TARDIS Souvenir
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1067
Characters: The Doctor (11), Melody Pond, Sarah Jane, Martha Jones, Mickey Smith, Jack Harkness, Face of Boe, The Doctor (10), Susan Foreman
Summary: Exposure to the Time Vortex during her conception resulted in Melody Pond becoming half Time Lord. This only serves to give the TARDIS ideas...Written in response to this prompt for Free-For-All Friday at comment_fic
Title: Two Roads Diverged in a Yellow Wood
Rating: PG
Word count: 732
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Summary: After Ianto's death, Jack merely survives. Written for Five Acts for aboutbunnies with the prompts first meeting, and being on the run.
Title: What Doesn't Kill You...
Rating: PG
Word Count: 813
Characters: Jack, Death
Summary: Death has been waiting for this day for a very, very long time.
Harry Potter
Title: All The Little Children
Rating: PG
Word count: 435
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Summary: Every time one saw the other with Harry, he couldn't but think that the other would make a wonderful father. Written for Five Acts for tasty_boots with the prompt fatherhood/good with children.
Merlin BBC
Title: The King's Punishment
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1900
Pairings/Characters: Arthur/Merlin, Uther
Genre: Hurt/comfort, angst
Warnings: Physical punishment (lashing), punishment performed before an audience, punishment performed by an amateur, blood
Summary: After inciting the king's displeasure, Merlin has to be lashed...and Arthur has to be the one to do it. Arthur finds himself coming to several realizations due to the punishment he and Merlin have received. Written for Remix Redux 10 as a remix of Two loves I have, of comfort and despair. by rufflefeather.
NCIS
Title: Courting Gifts
Rating: PG
Word Count: 739
Pairings/Characters: Gibbs/DiNozzo, McGee
Summary: Tony keeps receiving coffee, and he's not quite sure what is going on.
Title: Hidden Depths
Rating: PG
Word count: 400
Pairing: Gibbs/DiNozzo and past!Gibbs/DiNozzo
Summary: There's more to DiNozzo than anyone knows, even Gibbs. Written for Five Acts for heeroluva with the prompt brains/smarts.
Title: I'll Be Home For Christmas
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,071
Pairings/Characters: Gibbs/Tony, Gibbs/Shannon, implied Gibbs/Jenny
Genre: Supernatural/Angst
Warnings: Past character death, minor religious themes, mention of het
Summary: Tony always comes home every Christmas, but this Christmas will be his last. Written for Day 5 of tibbs_yuletide
Title: Life After Death
Rating: PG
Word Count: 2,565
Characters / Pairings: Gibbs/Tony, smidgen of Gibbs/Shannon, Kate, Mike Franks, Shannon Gibbs, Kelly Gibbs
Genre / Category: Supernatural
Warnings: Violence, not-really character death, odd perceptions of afterlife
Summary: It started with a dream, only Tony doesn’t think it was just a dream. Now he has strange books appearing on his bed, he’s seeing a dead woman, and everyone seems to be wearing costumes. Written for Day 10 of
tibbs_yuletide
Title: Temptation
Rating: PG
Word count: 395
Pairing: unrequited!Gibbs/DiNozzo
Summary: No other man but Gibbs was allowed to have Tony, but why would Tony want Gibbs? Written for Five Acts for sarkywoman with the prompt possessiveness/jealousy.
Title: The Golden Rules
Rating: PG
Word Count: 684
Characters: OFC, OFC, DiNozzo, Gibbs
Warnings: Talk of an agent shot in the line of duty
Summary: Gibbs' rules are still in effect, years after he's left NCIS.
Title: UNYKORN SPACE
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 296
Characters / Pairings: (platonic?)Abby/McGee/Unicorn, Gibbs, Tony, Vance, Abby, Ziva, Palmer, Ducky, McGee, random unicorn
Genre / Category: Bad fic, humor, crack
Warnings: Beware of everything you see in bad fics, character death, equal opportunity character bashing (Sorry!), stereotyping (Sorry!), and innuendo.
Summary: There's a unicorn outside. From SPACE! Written for the Bad Fic challenge for
ncis_verse, and winner of First Place for Best Bad Fic and Second Place for OMG, RLY? Did you just write that?!
Sherlock BBC
Title: At A Distance
Rating: G
Word Count: 631
Pairings/Characters: Mycroft, Sherlock
Summary: As Mycroft gains power and influence in the world, he finds himself losing it in regards to his brother. Written for Round 3 of
thegameison_sh, for the prompt 'lost and found'.
Title: Cup of Tea
Rating: PG
Word Count: 907
Pairings/Characters: Mycroft/Lestrade
Warnings: Deaths of minor characters, a bad car accident
Summary: Mycroft has his routines: work and a cup of tea. Then it all changes. Written for this prompt at
sherlockbbc_fic.
Title: How Sherlock Greeted the Coming Apocalypse
Rating: M
Word Count: 3553
Pairings: Sherlock/John, Sherlock/Jim, Mycroft/Lestrade, Jim/Moran, John/Moran, Sherlock/Molly, Sherlock/others
Genre: Apocalpse, crack
Warnings: Explicit sexual content, bloodplay, object insertion, roleplay, spanking, orgy, implied character death
Summary: There were five times John stumbled across Sherlock either greeting the coming apocalypse or cleaning up after doing so. After the stated day of the apocalpyse, John then discovers Sherlock in his bed, determined to
cement a relationship before their deaths. Written for
maryavatar, for Apocalyptothon 2011
Title: Molly's Cat
Rating: G
Word Count: 615
Pairings/Characters: Molly, Moriarty, Moran, Molly's cat
Warnings: Theft of a pet by an ex
Summary: Molly's cat, Toby, disappears, much to her dismay. Written for Round 2 of thegameison_sh, for the prompt 'out of the ordinary'.
Title: The Many Disguises of the Holmes Family
Rating: G
Word Count: 748
Pairings/Characters: John, Mycroft
Warnings: Justified OOC behavior
Summary: Sherlock didn't develop his undercover abilities overnight. Written for Round 1 of
thegameison_sh, for the prompt 'undercover'.
Star Trek Reboot
Title: Birdy Blues
Rating: R
Word count: 580
Pairing: Kirk/Bones (friendship)
Genre: Supernatural
Warnings: One tiny expletive
Summary: Jim has a rather feathery secret. Written for Five Acts for lunar47 with the prompt animal themes: physical transformation.
Title: Coming Home
Rating: G
Word count: 386
Pairing: Kirk/Spock
Genre: Hurt/comfort
Summary: When Jim comes home after being gone for years, he immediately falls into bed. Written for ksrelativity , with the prompts childhood bedroom, a holo, mandatory leave after 5-year mission, and turning telepathic.
Title: Endings and Beginnings
Rating: G
Word Count: 1154
Pairing: Bones/hypospray/booze, Kirk/McCoy friendship
Genre: Academy!era, borderline crack/humor, hurt/comfort
Summary: Jim finds Bones curled up on his bed, absolutely depressed and certain that the only relationship he’s ever have is that of a threesome with his booze and his hypospray. For the first time in ages, Jim finds himself actually concerned about another person. Written for cannedebonbon for happy_trekmas.
Title: First Meeting
Rating: G
Word count: 614
Pairing: Kirk/Spock
Summary: When Jim first met Spock, he hadn't even taken the Kobayashi Maru yet. Written for ksrelativity , with the prompts alien farm, nebula, Academy expulsion, and sunburn.
Title: Here There Be Dragons
Artist: cannedebonbon
Link to Art: Here
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 8274
Pairing: Gen., Kirk/Spock implied/preslash
Warnings: Violence, mild language
Summary: When asked to be beta testers for Starfleet's latest in simulation technology, Bones, Jim, and Spock quickly discover a problem: Uhura's missing, taken by a dragon. Will the boys be able to find and rescue her in time? Written for trekreversebang.
Title: The Life and Times of Nyota Uhura
Artist: teacandles
Link to Art: Here
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 7184
Pairings: mild Uhura/Spock and Scotty/Uhura, mild implied Kirk/Spock
Warnings: offscreen OC character death, mild violence, mild language, sexual references
Summary: When she was a child, her uncle had been a large part of her life. Even when she’s an adult, she still can’t help but follow in his footsteps. Written for trekreversebang as a last-minute pinch hit.
Stargate Atlantis
Title: Of Men and Reapers
Rating: PG
Word count: 239
Pairing: Sheppard/McKay
Genre: Humor
Warnings: AU
Summary: Of all the things Lieutenant Colonel John Sheppard expected upon his death...this wasn't it. Written for Five Acts for tipitina with the prompt AU.
The Walking Dead
Title: A Dying Breed
Rating: R
Word Count: 1516
Pairings/Characters: Daryl/unspecified males, Daryl Dixon, Merle Dixon
Warnings: Suspected homophobia, explicit language, mention of drug possession, disturbing imagery, death of minor characters, implied cannibalism, abandonment of a mentally incapacitated person, implied mercy killing of a mentally incapacitated person
Summary: Daryl has always had to hide who he really is, except for a few rare occasions. That all changes when Merle bursts in with the news that the dead are walking. Written for queer_fest, for the prompt 'Any fandom, any characters, Post-apocalyptic. You thought being queer sucked when there were six billion humans, a reasonably steady supply of food and water, and *zero* hordes of ravening undead.'
Title: How Beside the Dying Fire REALLY Happened
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1643
Pairings/Characters: Glenn/Daryl, Rick Grimes, Lori Grimes, Carl Grimes, Herschel Greene, Carol Peletier, T-Dog, Andrea
Genre: Crack/humor
Warnings: Mild language, spoilers for episode 2x12 and 2x13
Summary: Walkers are approaching the farm, Shane is dead, and--T-Dog! What in the world are you doing?! Written for this prompt at
twd_kinkmeme, which roughly boils down to T-Dog dancing naked with a PRIDE flag.
X-Men: First Class
Title: The Reason Why Erik is Banned from the Kitchen and All Cooking Stores
Rating: PG
Word Count: 330
Pairings/Characters: Erik Lensherr (Magneto), Charles Xavier, Raven Darkholme (Mystique), Emma Frost
Genre: Crack/humor
Summary: Erik was experiencing something he hadn't felt in years: boredom. Written at the urging of heeroluva, and inspired by this.
Crossovers
Title: The Origins of Luggage
Fandoms: Beauty and the Beast/Discworld
Rating: G
Word count: 356
Characters: The Luggage
Warnings: Human-to-tree transformation
Summary: In the beginning, there was a gardener whose master had an unfortunate encounter with a witch. This is his story. Inspired, in part, by this thread.
Title: On the Outside Looking In
Fandoms: Doctor Who/Stargate Atlantis
Rating: PG
Word count: 2993
Characters: John Sheppard, The Doctor, Amy Pond, River Song
Spoilers: For season 6 of Doctor Who, specifically the Doctor’s Wife
Warnings: Minor violence, temporary character death
Summary: He knew he never should have made this last stop. Then he wouldn’t be dead, or Ascended, or fixing whatever the hell the Alterrans did to his poor TARDIS. Written for
auctorial for
xover_exchange, for the prompt (highlight to read): "Sheppard is actually a Time Lord, and Atlantis is his TARDIS".