ZOMBIES!
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Why yes, I am in an odd mood. Whatever gave you that idea? I do want to read the above survival guide, though. And World War Z, by the same author.
I have a shiny new roommate! Its all good. Its also a three-week arrangement, but its still all good. We get along, and haven't had any problems so far. Its kind of odd not to have the room to myself anymore though, but yay!
I'm seriously thinking about writing a story featuring that 'Paid Advertisement.' I think it would be rather amusing. ^^
Bah. Mom. Bah. My car is NOT a death trap. The dashboard is NOT stuck open (Bah) and straw in the back seat does also not indicate death trapiness. It is Two. Pieces. of. Straw. It is not sentient, and it shall not spontaneously combust, Mother. Bah. Besides, its a Pontiac. If it survives my college years, it might as well be an antique...Okay, that might be stretching it a bit.
I want to see the new Night at the Museum 2: Battle at the Smithsonian. It looks awesome, awesome, awesome. And Custer amuses me. ^^ And LINCOLN! Oh, statue!Lincoln, you are awesome.
Well, I have no recs for today--gives me more time to find a wider range of possibilities. Now, where did it go...?
When I die, I want this song to be played at the funeral. I adore it. *is morbid*
*Warranty coverage only applies to maulings by shambling corpses. Anything faster than shambling or more alive than 'undead' does not apply. We are also not responsible for damage received through the use of the Zombie Blaster 300 such as burns, amputated limbs, and gunshot wounds.
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Why yes, I am in an odd mood. Whatever gave you that idea? I do want to read the above survival guide, though. And World War Z, by the same author.
I have a shiny new roommate! Its all good. Its also a three-week arrangement, but its still all good. We get along, and haven't had any problems so far. Its kind of odd not to have the room to myself anymore though, but yay!
I'm seriously thinking about writing a story featuring that 'Paid Advertisement.' I think it would be rather amusing. ^^
Bah. Mom. Bah. My car is NOT a death trap. The dashboard is NOT stuck open (Bah) and straw in the back seat does also not indicate death trapiness. It is Two. Pieces. of. Straw. It is not sentient, and it shall not spontaneously combust, Mother. Bah. Besides, its a Pontiac. If it survives my college years, it might as well be an antique...Okay, that might be stretching it a bit.
I want to see the new Night at the Museum 2: Battle at the Smithsonian. It looks awesome, awesome, awesome. And Custer amuses me. ^^ And LINCOLN! Oh, statue!Lincoln, you are awesome.
Well, I have no recs for today--gives me more time to find a wider range of possibilities. Now, where did it go...?
When I die, I want this song to be played at the funeral. I adore it. *is morbid*