"My cousin Walter jerked off in a plane once..." Brodie - Mallrats
I like this one because my other one says im an idiot so this thing can go fuck itself in the ass no condom, no lubricant...
Josh totally set himself up for a bad conversation
HybridTheory2483: yo
Nightmarexx14: hey
Nightmarexx14: what's up
Nightmarexx14: ?
HybridTheory2483: just got done doin the dirty with my chick
HybridTheory2483: shes on her way back to kalispell\
Nightmarexx14: ...so many levels of not wanting to know
HybridTheory2483: you asked
Nightmarexx14: well...
Nightmarexx14: damn you...
HybridTheory2483: lol
I heard the new KoRn song "Right Now" and its fucking heavy as shit like their first album... it goes like this..
KoRn - Right Now
Right Now
I'm feeling mean today
Now life's all thrown away
Just irritated and quite hated
Self-control breaks down
Why's everything so tame?
I like my life insane
I'm fabricating and debating
Who I'm gonna kick around
RIGHT NOW
Can't find a way to get across the hate when I see you
RIGHT NOW
I feel this scratch inside and perhaps I should beat you
RIGHT NOW
I feel the fucked up things inside me inside you
RIGHT NOW
I can't control myself; I know I hate you
I'm feeling cold today
My hurt just tucked away
I'm devastated and frustrated
God, I feel so bound
So when I feel the need
I think it's time to bleed
I'm gonna cut myself
And watch the blood hit the ground
RIGHT NOW
Can't find a way to get across the hate when I see you
RIGHT NOW
I feel this scratch inside and perhaps I should beat you
RIGHT NOW
I feel the fucked up things inside me inside you
RIGHT NOW
I can't control myself; I know I hate you
You open your mouth again
I swear I'm gonna break it
You open your mouth again
My God, I cannot take it
Shut up, shut up, shut up
I'll bust you up
Shut up, shut up, shut up
I'll bust you up
SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP
I'LL BUST YOU UP (x4)
RIGHT NOW
Can't find a way to get across the hate when I see you
RIGHT NOW
I feel this scratch inside and perhaps I should beat you
RIGHT NOW
I feel the fucked up things inside me inside you
RIGHT NOW
I can't control myself; I know I hate you
I know I hate you (x4)
I know I hate you (SHUT UP) (x4)