▌four. [voice; japanese]

[metatronius]

Does anyone know the reason for those... figures made of liquid? If someone could explain it, I'd appreciate it. [Awkward pause.] Ah... Even the news channel that we now receive did not elaborate much. Since when did they begin to broadcast so much?

Um... I have heard the use of "-fest" as a suffix before. Junpei-san taught me its meaning. A so-

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[masukukunai]

[This is text, but he's kinda laughing on his end.]

Dude, that's not what sausagefest means.

[metatronius]

Hm? It's not?

[masukukunai]

Nope.

You're right about a chickfest being a party full of girls, but a sausagefest is a party full of guys.

[metatronius]

A party of guys? [Hm...] I think I understand. Are they all supposed to eat sausages then?

[masukukunai]

[FFFFFF]

Uh. No...

...Think about it for a second. Really think.

[metatronius]

[She is thinking...]

[masukukunai]

...You get it yet?

[metatronius]

It is difficult.

[masukukunai]

[...]

If you don't understand, I probably shouldn't explain it to you.

[metatronius]

[Sigh. She seems frustrated at herself.] It seems there is still much I need to learn...

[masukukunai]

Well, don't be all down on yourself. It's not a big deal. How old are you?

[metatronius]

Well, I was first activated ten years ago. However, I sustained heavy damage and slept for those ten years instead.

[Basically she's like 2]

[masukukunai]

Activated? What does that mean?

[metatronius]

I'm not a human. [...] I'm a machine, designed to fight Shadows.

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[masukukunai]

[...Wait.]

[masukukunai]

[WHAT!?]